Any "dad"? Or YOUR dad?

...What did you need?

I need answers

No mom

Pls dad

I haven't seen a question yet. Also I'm not holding out hope that this is going to be serious in any way.

Please don't tell me you thought this was going to be serious when the first thing I say is "dad?"

Kiddo just read me a bedtime story so saccharine sweet I have diabetes. That took eons to get through, wow.

No, I never expected anything serious. However if you had a real issue I was prepared to give you attention.

That's real nice of you, thanks

Literally no problem.