Would you, could you, on a train? On a plane, in the rain? Would you like a kick and ban, would you like them kuraiibu-san?

For sure.

shank them

I do not like the Mod abuse! I do not like it, that's the truth! I do not like it here nor there; I do not like it anywhere!

Not on a plane, not in the rain!
Not with a moose or with a goose!
Not far, not near-- I do not care!
I do not like the Mod abuse; I do not like it...

...that's the truth.