It can get a bit messy dealing with condiments.

Very messy lol O.O

We relish it right up until someone cuts the cheese.

he got busted today. rip

I cannot tell if that was a joke or not. Works on so many levels.

+1 to you, ma'am...?

It wasnt meant as one

he messed up my shirt with the rag )):

With... the rag...? I feel like there is an ocean of horrible details beneath this iceberg of commentary.

HE wiped up all of the mustard with a rag

oh daddy