look at him walking around grabbin his you know what flippin the you know who

but he's so cute thougg

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms

Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose but can't but it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

and if i get real lucky you might give it a little kiss

And thats the message we deliver to little kids

and except them not to know what a womans ______ is

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't they?

We ain't nothing but mammals well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantelopes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

Will smith ain't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records well i do so ____ him and ___ you too

You think I give a ---- about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?

Why so you could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to britney spears christina aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little b---- put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"