Because you still live with your mom and can't cook for yourself.

^

That hurts Pyhxil </3

The truth isn't always kind. : >

I can actually cook though, a*****es. :[

Yea, you know how to cook watermelons.
But nothing else :]

Going to murder you both .-.

Kato the watermelon cooker is going to murder me .-.

You know I am always here to make you food - Kato <3

I am still the guy that burned water once. Kato ain't got nothing on my cooking skills. @Sweg

Can you make me some burnt water Unny?

With or without butter?

With