Comments on Profile Post by ILostMyKeys

  1. Eleanora
    Eleanora
    At least you can walk up to people and say "touch my leg, it's so smooth".
    Jun 4, 2016
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  2. ILostMyKeys
    ILostMyKeys
    Then when people ask why I lost all my friends, I can quote this forum :>
    Jun 4, 2016
  3. Eleanora
    Eleanora
    You can turn on girls like that. Pick up lines 2k15
    Jun 4, 2016
  4. ILostMyKeys
    ILostMyKeys
    ....DATING ADVICE 2k16!
    Jun 4, 2016
  5. Eleanora
    Eleanora
    When you lost all your orientation and think it's 2015
    Jun 4, 2016
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  6. Sam
    Sam
    This post made me rofl
    Jun 4, 2016
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  7. Myrmidous
    Myrmidous
    #Sympathy. Church is rough even without razor burn. Pews!
    Jun 4, 2016
  8. ILostMyKeys
    ILostMyKeys
    The worst part is I did it outside a CVS on a Friday night. Hey, when a bunch of guys go and buy wax strips on a Friday night, you don't ask questions.
    Jun 6, 2016
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  9. Sam
    Sam
    oh my god xD
    Jun 6, 2016
  10. ILostMyKeys
    ILostMyKeys
    yep. A few of the people coming out just saw us and went 'Nope!' and ran off.
    Jun 6, 2016
  11. Sam
    Sam
    LOL
    same
    Jun 6, 2016
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