wat

Sabotaged someone's relationship.

d*** move

Wtf is wrong with you

damn son

what about u and ur girl tho

Same old. But like I saved them some pain, and I got the girl ice cream, so who cares?

time's ticking (;

She invited me to prom

l o l

u going?

Nah, I'm not going to let her bring a sophomore tiddly dwink and ruin everything. Especially since there's the (what I call) Impending Breakup.

rip

On the bright side, there's someone else in my life noww

Aw thanks babe (;;;

That's like so hot

thanks u