Danks

Sounds fun.

If you're feeling crappy do you become DingleBerry?

No but you might from blazing it :b

Cant burn what's already straight fire luv

We all know your not straight >w>

Ouch, the old queer bait insult. I need to think of something witty fast.
*you're

No my only weakness! Proper english ;w;

And apparently my stunning good looks https://embed.gyazo.com/0a922e8aafd5dc2fbe40d57ac8e13ef9.png

Its true tho

Well my girlfriend tells me it all the time too ;p

See? I have good working eyes too

Obviously not when typing

I need glasses ;w; Well I am wearing them at the moment but still let me use my excuse >:/

Best excuse OCE

OCE <W> ?

Oceania you dense aussie :^)

I am the densest of Aussies

Like tungsten the densest of metals

Even denser

*slow clap*