Nat Dormer is my child she's such a cute lil bean.

I love her so much. I wanna squeeze this beautiful babe.

that sounds slightly concerning bc you're like 10.

I'm 14. Yeah I can act slightly immature and ignorant but I actually am 14.

you just said you wanted to squeeze her.

I know.

but im married to her thats adultery

You said she was your child so I mean...

shh