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If you elect me as president of The United States of America I'll make sure it becomes a crime
#Maxi4President2020!!!!!!! :!@11111!!11
*Kills maxi's #Maxi4President vibe* ;t
Sorry to pop your bubble, but you have to be a U.S. citizen in order to run for prez
What if I told you I am
OH OOOOOOH GET REKT OOOOOH YOU JUST REKT
Show me your birth certificate.
Is that not a bit too much to ask for on a first date
Still better than "Can you suck my d***?"
Can you suck my duck?
If it is at least a certain size.
Come over girl
*grabs passport and necessities*
It's always a good time
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