But I thought you were a girl
Just kidding, I love snakes :3 Dey cute as heck

Oh.
Oml someone who loves snakes.
Have my babies asdfghjkl

Mkay
Babies taste best

Uh. No.

I sense jealousy

No, I'm talking about the snake. Ewwwwwwwwwwww. if there was a snake on my lap, I would die

But they have such cute faces are they're so soft and squishy ;~;

They have such scary faces, and the fangs omg

Why would you even touch a snake

This once a snake was around my neck


I shook till my nerves were gone

Their faces are adorable! D:

The eyes scare the crap out of me

You're hurting my feelings, Bot :<
Lycel ikr, they have just cute faces, they're not soft and squishy doe.

Bot, it's so cute when a snake is on your lap it like tangles itself around your waist it tickles >.<

And Bot, how do they have scary faces like just look at their cute eyes.

And why wouldn't I touch a snake. Dude it is fking amazing when a snake is around your neck, just let it wrap around it's so cool and smooth.

Their eyes are cute af >.<

They are so soft and squishy! D: Well, they're at least really soft. ;3;
To be fair, when I see wild snakes, I shake. But that's because brown snakes can kill you in one bite, sooo ._. One time I saw a snake on my doormat and then I freaked out and thought I was hallucinating because we couldn't find it after :<

That's why I hate snakes. My mom was bit by one before.

Rip.
Lycel, they're not soft...
To me they're smooth, and cool, but not really soft .-.

Lmao my mom hates snakes xD
But if I saw a snake in the wild, I'd prolly just walk away.

Well when a snake is blocking your way to the door, it's not very gud :<
And they are so soft! Not soft like felt obvious, but soft like smooth .-. soft is just the opposite of rough.

*obviously

I know, but soft and smooth has complete different meanings to me.
Snakes are smooth, but soft is more like a pillow.

Soft is like the opposite of hard and smooth is the opposite of rough