Because marriage isn't really about love anymore, it's about the financial benefits you receive from it.

eh, I guess for some people it is

That's really the only huge benefit you'll get when you marry another person anyways. That's why I'm never getting married. I'll support myself until I die, I ain't about sharing my funds with nobody.

Thought we were getting married next month you lied to me

You finna fight, homeskillet?

Yes meet me down at the mall in 20

yea but then we can't fight so you betta not