I am secretly Ander Herrera

Ander's name is secretly Max

Ander Daderra

Maximilian Herrera Jr

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when you said we're signing Darmian my first thought was "oh my Ander Herrera" tbh

looool, Darmian <3

Wasn't sure about him at first but he looks fantastic. Announce him United. Who else do you think we'll sign?

Schneiderlin and Otamendi then some striker

I'd love if that striker was Lewandowski but I doubt it'll happen. Think we'll get Kane or Lacazette

Don't think we're getting either

LvG will probably get someone completely random and unexpected like he did with Falcao and AdM. Those seemed so random to me.

poof, out of nowhere

Schweini!