Sorry. <3 I didn't want to overwhelm you. You got a lot of stuff going on. <3

You still could have told me... <3

Hey Darkie... I'm resigning. >.>

Better?

Much. xD Now, welcome to teh Darkside, We have Allergy-free cookies and Almond milk <3

Yay! Laura was with holding! We need to beat her with a fish.

Lol! She just doesn't know where the good stuff is xDD

Oh. Can I be darkside elite?

Totes. I am Darkie after all =P

Sweet!

Oi no fish spanking please.

You said I couldn't have cookies Laura! You tried off me an apple and water Laura! Darkie has cookies Laura!

I'll give you chocolate chip ones

I don't trust you... I think you'll try to poison me. With like... milk chocolate chips or something.

Hehehe nooo!!!

*hides behind Darkie*

*offers Keeper a Bacon Cheese burger with Gluten-Free Grain-Free bun and Goat's cheese*

STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY KEEPER

DARKIE OFFERS BETTER FOOD. *snuggles Darkie* I love bacon.