We now cross over to our school correspondent, Lycel.
"Lycel discovered she was a school early this morning. She hasn't been the same since"
Thanks, back to you in the studio Teemo.
Back to your daily reporter, Teemo.
Once again, *BREAKING NEWS*
At the local schools, everybody during recess was chanting....
"We are, we are, mushrooms, *cha, mushrooms, *cha"
This may seem to a child fad, but it is scary as s***!
A whole crowd of kids were chanting it DOWN THE ROAD!!!
We now return to our daily school report, Lycel.
Thanks, Teemo.
I'm here live at the scene, and as you can see behind me, there is a mushroom rally making it's way down Smith Street. This poses concern to many of the local residents.
Mrs. Dolly joins us for a quick interview.
Hello Mrs. Dolly, thank you for joining us.
-It's my pleasure
How does this child rally pose threat to you?
-It doesn't.
It doesn't?
-No, it's just scary as s***
Okay, thank you for your time.
Back to you in the Studio.
Currently, we are contacting the world's best scientists to see if they could find out what could be happening. Contacting the U.S government.
Also, I will contact my homeland, Planet Teemo, to see if they could help us in any way.
Well today's weather looks- wait, we have an incoming news flash.
It has been discovered that the children have been possessed by the almighty mushroom god. The identification of this figure is being worked on as we speak. We encourage all citizens to get shotguns and stay indoors. We don't know what will happen next.
Back to you.
Sorry for the interruption.
Apparently my planet says our god has traveled over here and is taking over Earth.
No need to panic, like, there should be a way for it to be taken down or neutralize...
To you Lycel,
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