Why do you want my gloves so badly D:

'Cause Der soo comfy! Can we share? I has right glove you has left glove?

Pleeaase?

Fiiiine

Thank you!! <3 *Puts on right glove, feels the glory take over him* Thank you!!

Now to do the right thing *collects all the pawned gloves, made sure no one copied it, and destroys all fakes*