this thread is for horrible jokes Michael Myrmidous I’ll start with one: I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
I have to keep telling this to people, but 9/11 jokes aren't funny. At least I can get a good laugh at the other two.
My girlfriend was going to break up with me because she said I kept acting like a transformer. I told her “I can change!”
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work I have plenty of animal jokes but they’re irrelephant
my boss yelled at me the other day, "you've got to be the worst train driver in history. how many trains did you derail last year?" I said, "can't say for sure, it's so hard to keep track!"
Read it again. A recent study shows that atheist organizations are actually more charitable than their non-secular counterparts. Moe Hammad writes, "There's something we've noticed about the root of this generosity -- they're all non-prophet."
HAH I GOT r/wooshED! also why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the cute persons house knock knock ITS THE CHICKEN!