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    this thread is for horrible jokes

    Michael Myrmidous


    I’ll start with one:

    I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
     
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    Wanna hear a joke about airplanes?

    Nevermind, it would fly right over your head.
















    i wanna die
     
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    I have to keep telling this to people, but 9/11 jokes aren't funny.

    At least I can get a good laugh at the other two.
     
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    did someone make a no no joke and then deleted it?
     
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    You
     
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    wanna hear a sea pun?
    im shore you would like it
     
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    I bought some paper at a scamming website

    It was tear-able
     
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    needtorename would make a cool moderatore.
     
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    I untied a knot
    I did knot know how I did it
     
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    Care for some gum? I have extra.
    [​IMG]
     
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    My girlfriend was going to break up with me because she said I kept acting like a transformer. I told her “I can change!”
     
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    I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work

    I have plenty of animal jokes but they’re irrelephant
     
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    my boss yelled at me the other day,
    "you've got to be the worst train driver in history. how many trains did you derail last year?"
    I said, "can't say for sure, it's so hard to keep track!"
     
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    I told this joke to my mom and she said “that’s gay”
     
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    Read it again. ;)

    A recent study shows that atheist organizations are actually more charitable than their non-secular counterparts. Moe Hammad writes, "There's something we've noticed about the root of this generosity -- they're all non-prophet."
     
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    HAH I GOT r/wooshED!

    also why did the chicken cross the road?
    to get to the cute persons house
    knock knock
    ITS THE CHICKEN!
     
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    what did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
    The cold Shoulder
     
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    I played the Soviet National Anthem to my bottle water


    Its now Vodka
     
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