If you saw my previous "Yo mama" thread you cannot use the ones you posted on that thread. Have fun posting your jokes. You also cannot use jokes that someone else said (if you know they said it while you were around before)

Yo mama so stupid she put M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening to Eminem.
Yo mama so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent.
Yo mama so stupid when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window.