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  1. xXSirusXx
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    The 1st passenger said, " I am Steph Curry , the best NBA basketball player. The warriors and my millions of fans need me , and i can't afford to die" So he took the 1st pack and left the plane

    The 2nd passenger , Donald Trump , said , " I am the newly elected US President , and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

    The 3rd passenger , the Pope , said to the 4th passenger , a 10 year old schoolboy , " My son , I am old and don't have many years left , you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said , " That's okay , Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."
     
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    One question, what kid takes their school stuff / Schoolbag to a plane? If I was moving I'd burn everything the school gave me LOL
     
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    Ey my joke :(
     
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    On the presidential debate o3o
     
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    literally all youtube comments
     
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    Nah.




    got mine from facebook mate.
     
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    ^^^
     

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