Ill start with a joke. Q: What shoes does a kidnapper wear. A: Black Vans. Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Is anyone else obsessed with Vans. I have Aloha Yoda and Winnie the Pooh vans. I wear em like a badass everywhere.