Update 1.0.0.0.3

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  1. Satan
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    Dear humanity,
    Version 1.0.0.0.3 is now available for the humanity and is necessary to install.

    Updates:
    -Fixed bug causing "Déjà vu" feeling.
    -Fixed bug allowing to see prophetic dreams in the nights from Thursday to Friday.
    -Improved the quality of resolution from eyes to 4320p and 48 fps.
    -Virus database is updated; bubonic plague and smallpox error from version 1.0.0.0.2 is fixed.
    -Implemented the possibility to eat and not gain weigh (beta version available only at the current moment!)
    -Added appearance editor.
    -Due to a large amount of requests, magic and witchcraft are re-implemented.
    -Added islands full of ponies and fairies in the Pacific ocean.
    -Indulgences are once again available in the churches; 25% discount is available for the WW2 veterans and government workers.
    -Levitation, telepathy and teleportation are now available for the premium accounts.
    -Sizes of Hell and Heaven are increased in infinity times. If you are doing everything correct (according to the Bible!) and still have issues getting access to Heaven, please, contact our tech support.

    Yours faithfully,
    -Satan.
     
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  2. Nocturnish
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    Creativity is within you.
     
  3. GTechNerd
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    Is it 666-666-6666?
     
  4. Crystal
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    Crystal Experienced Member

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    How can we install this?
     
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    AmazingGraceGirl Senior Member

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    I love this too much XD This has to become a thing!
     
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    Utopia..
     
  7. Satan
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    Don't worry, the update will install itself after a short period of time without you even noticing. :)
     
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    Glorious. I'll be updating ASAP.
     
  9. Satan
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    Enjoy.
     
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    Mai serendipity Discord Moderator Discord Administrator Premium Premium

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    Wow. Such an amazing update it would be.
     

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