I dare you to write at least a 6 line inbox to a Moderator about how awesome he/she is. Post the link here
After careful thinking I and Dew have decided not to accept this, saying this for the thread to move on.
I dare you to make a convo with dewmellon and tell her that you secretly hate potatoes. Tell her why you hate them too. Make sure to call her Dwemeon. Also screenshot :3