Once in a store not so far away there was a box of batter named Luby just born into the store, Who was very lonely staring at the other food being picked up by people and children. One day a boy picked up the box and threw him in the shopping cart. Luby was scared and wanted to cry he didn't know of the outside world.. He was so sad he was crying butter.. when he got to the person hime he was unpacked into a dark,cold,damp place he was so sad, Is the world really this cruel he thought to himself.. *48 Days later* The man picked him up and started to tear open his box. Am I going to die he said out loud.... JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO BE KILLED THE MAN TURNED INTO A WAFFLE and the box of batter (Luby) and the man went gay Credits to AmazingGraceGirl, considering I did nothing but copy and paste it