Hello. Today we have 3 wonderful human beings, you will vote on who looks cuter and who has a greater story. Let's start. 1) This wonderful person has been constipated. He has sacrificed so much of his time, for us. This hero, has saved us from the dangers of life. A real inspiration. Legend has it that he once went to the bathroom, but only to figure out that his diarrhea was strong, fierce and mean. It caused havoc. 2) A real hero, this man give free rides. He's a real inspiration for future pe.. drivers. This legend has given children from around the world candy. He sneaks into your home, and when your in the shower, he joins you and comforts you. He then gives you pills to make you sleep, what a nice man. Finally, once you wake up in the morning, you see a note that reads "call me". 3) How can we forget about this beautiful person. He has suffered from so much. He has given up so much. This man used to look normal, until one horrible day, he cut his hair. Now his hairline haunts him in his dreams. He refuses to go back to the hair dresser because he's too scared. Although his hairline haunts him, this man can turn dreams into reality.
