Rules:

There is a vending machine with two slots in it.

Anything can fit in and anything can come out.

When you post, it is in this format:

Out comes <What comes out of the vending machine in response to above poster>.
In goes <What goes into the vending machine, with results determined by the below poster>.

Opening poster obviously doesn't have to respond to someone else's post.

You can't break the vending machine, ever. You can do some funny things with it, though.

Whatever comes out has to be related to whatever just went in. This means that you can't just have "nothing" come out repeatedly because you're too lazy to come up with something in response to the above poster... although "nothing" could possibly come out if it was thematically appropriate.

Those are the rules. Simple, right?

Examples:
In goes a dollar and 25 cents. Give me my soda, you dum thing.

Out comes the spelling police to arrest you for spelling "dumb" wrong.
In goes the vending machine.

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Now that the rules are set, I'm going to make the first post:

In goes a Dewmellon.

 

Out comes a moderator Dewmellon earsofjoy:
In goes a carrot.

 

Out comes a kaybubs
In goes a hammer

 

out comes a ghost
in comes senpai

 

Out comes a notice of eviction.
In goes a Muk

 

Out comes Krissy ILY!

In goes my horse thing.

 

Out comes Donor[1,000,000]

In goes a voter key

 

Out comes 64 Cobblestone

In goes ALL of the greenies

 

Out Comes "L()()K Sk1N C0MP pay 1 Grass WIN GODDED CoBBle!!! (caps protection)"

In goes ALL of the Donors

 

Out Comes a Stel

In goes a Phildo

 

Out comes a Phildo

In goes all players

 

Out comes Skyblock.net & Skyblock.org

In goes Hollywood Undead

 

Out-comes a "wtf is that"

In goes a notebook a pencil.

 

Chiyami can you believe this?

Out comes someone forgetting their notes and getting a F on the quiz.

In goes a dollar

 

Out comes Coins
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In goes a Teddy Bear

 

Out comes hugs.

In goes a gluestick.

 

Out comes a Mess
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In goes the Moon

 

Out comes an Atsuko-Chan, glimmering like stars on a moonless night.

In goes Dusk