The best joke you've ever heard?

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  1. Goden
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    Kinda self explanitory. Oh, and Adrian_Monk_, my official Thread-Mover, please move this to Forum Games if appropriate :3

    I'll start-

    Donald Trump saw his shadow today, and we all know what that means. Six more weeks of racist jokes.
     
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    My life.

    Whoops.
     
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    Also Trump is a joke himself, lmfao.
     
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    Honestly, idk
     
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    ok
     
  6. Adrian_Monk_
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    What's the difference between Donald Trump and a garbage heap? No really. I'm actually asking.
     
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    How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin.
    Totallynotstolenfromajokewebsite
     
  8. Goden
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    These are all Trump jokes eh? Yes. Gg.
     
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    Trump's Life...
     
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    How Donald Trumps got his name from.

    He was a McDonalds worker. Then people called him "Donald" "Mc"Donald"
    Then he used to play on the drumbs there thats why he got his second name from. "Trump"

    McDonalds Drumb
    Donalds Trump
     
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    Why did the baby cross the road?


    It was stapled to a chicken.
     
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    It's not a joke but why does Trump look like a carrot?
    [​IMG]
     
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    Blame his mother! She planted a carrot in his hair.
     
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    SakuraWolf is the queen of all wolves. That's funny. :p
     
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    One is a human and the other is a heap of garbage. Was that really hard to figure out?
     
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    Guys guys guys.


    No more corny jokes, please :( you're going to make me puma pants
     
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    No no just no Surv
     
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    Welp. I tried :L
     
  19. Adrian_Monk_
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    ...It's called sarcasm...
     
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    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

     

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