I raced through the store, pursued by the vengeful banana with its menacing peel wings. Desperation led me to the frozen aisle, where a barrage of peas momentarily halted its advance. Escaping outside, I reached my car just in time, narrowly avoiding the relentless fruit. As I drove away, the surreal encounter lingered, forever tainting my view of grocery shopping with the haunting image of a banana gone mad.