Stray the unpredictable's mod application

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  1. Stray Gamer
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    Your in-game name: Stray_Gamer

    What time zone are you in? UTC -8:00

    What country do you live in?
    The country inhabited by the orange known as Donald Trump.

    What languages do you speak?
    English, Binary code, wd, gamer talk, baby talk, drunken man talk.

    Do you have 2FA enabled? Yes/No
    / (you gave me 3 options: Yes / No, / is my answer dwi)

    Do you have the necessary means of capturing evidence? (i.e. recording software, screenshots, etc)
    I have a pair of eyes that are connected to my brain on my body. They are a unique pair of eyes that only belong to me, nobody else has owned them. I can capture things with my eyes.

    Why do you think you should become a mod?
    Obviously I am the best mod applicant ever to exist. Allow me to list my more impressive qualities:

    Hobbies: One of my most favorite pastimes include sitting down and eating food, especially with loved ones. on the side I play a stringed instrument known as the guitar. I play video games for fun occasionally. But my time will be cut shorter since I have a 48-hour week job. I enjoy sitting back and observing silently, and reviewing on occassions.

    Good-looking: Who gives a crap about all the other qualities when you are so hot that you can bribe people into following the rules? Each morning i look in the mirror and think to myself "Who is that beautiful lifeform from the planet known as Earth looking back at me in the mirror?" Then I realize it's just a reflection. But it's the highlight of my day every morning. I'm probably the best looking skeleton from the underground, I mean i can set my friggin hands on fire!

    Jokester: I consider myself to be a casual jokester. I'm typically lazy, but my puns and jokes make up for it. The other day some possessed child was trying to kill me. I offered the child a hug and a new start, and then i killed them. GET DUUUUNNKKKIEEEDDD OONNNN! LOL! I'm hilarious.

    Serious: I don't talk about this side of me that much, but if it comes down to it, I will get up off my feet and do something. Let's just say you don't want to get on my bad side, otherwise you will have a bad time.

    How long can you be active on the server everyday?
    I'm lazy. My only other hobby is selling overpriced hot dogs, so I could probably be on here pretty often.

    How long have you been playing Skyblock?
    ?? I thought this was undertale

    Have you ever been banned in the past? (Forums & In-game)
    Yes, I've been banned for being toooo funny!!!! Someone once asked me what I did. I said I got a ton of work done... a skele-ton ;). next thing I know I was banned with a message saying get a life.

    Do you have any past experience as a moderator?
    I've been watching this child ever since they entered the underground. I can't ever tell whether they will be murderous or a nicey nicester. I don't say much, but I am always watching.

    Do you meet the requirements for staff? Yes/No
    Duh, of course.
     
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  2. OnlyPastel
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    lol
    10000% support
    jk make that 5% :c
     
  3. Stray Gamer
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    If you keep going the route you are going... You're going to have a bad time
     
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    Beautiful.

    1000000000000% support
     
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  5. Stray Gamer
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    I am a jokester, a super hot dude, I love eating food, and I am the best candidate skyblock has. How can you not support? I have all the essentials covered already.
     
  6. iballisticbunny6
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    Why u no mod yet?!
     
  7. Stray Gamer
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    Idk. I think ima have to send cyp a picture of how sexy I am. I am sure when he sees my bones he will collapse in awe at my lack of flesh
     
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    Of course that'll get him
     
  9. OnlyPastel
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    already have ;)
     
  10. Nightflaime
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    Great Application
    100% support :D
     
  11. Stel
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    Someone move this garbage to off-topic.
     
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  12. Stray Gamer
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    So far only 2 haters, and all my other viewers love it. Pretty good statistics if I do say so myself ;). Can't wait to get promoted to mod, this skeleton has some bones to pick.
     
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    make that THREE
     
  14. Stray Gamer
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    That doesn't surprise me. It seems to be the only thing you do. ;)
     
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    Actually it's two. It says it on the list of ratings. But you are one of the dislikes :p
     
  16. nyxa
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    ur not funny
     
  17. Stray Gamer
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    Hey, we all have our own occupations. If all you want to do is hate and try flaming me, go for it. Who am I to judge?
     
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    but im not flaming i was simply adding to your list so it stays up to date :)
     
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    That quote reminds me of the sous chef from ratatouie lol

     
  20. Stray Gamer
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    Ok, well you just have a chara vibe about you.
     

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