I did make an intro but it was pointless and ages ago and I think I was an annoying greenie (classic so rankless) so it was prolly not read or anything. On the other hand idk how to do it so imma jump on arts bandwagon of stealing laini’s format so here we go

i have no idea of how to use a spoiler soooo

1. Real name: Alfie
2. Nickname: eh idk normally some shortening of my ign so AB, MrAB, MrGold, ABGold you get the jist
3. Favourite Colour: red or navy blue can’t decide
4. Gender: Male
5. Race: White
6. Age: 13
7. Sexuality: Straight
8. Introvert or Extrovert: prolly introvert
9. Hair Colour: Ginger (how unfortunate)
10. Tall or short: about 5”7
11. Sweats or jeans: jeans
12. Phone or camera: phone
13. Health freak: nope cba
14. Orange or Apple: I prefer bananas tbh but Apple why not
15. Do you have a crush on someone: fantasising is too much effort so no cba
16. Guy friends or girl friends: quite a mix but probably more girls
17. Piercings: nope not at all ew
18. Pepsi or coke: well Pepsi do a better cherry cola so Pepsi
19. Have you been on an airplane and how many times: 0 times not doin that nope first time i go abroad I will make sure it is only by Eurostar to France and Moscow when they make that extension
20. Have you been in a relationship: no cba
21. Have you been in a car accident: nope
22. Have you been in a fist fight: no I just make shady comments and slowly block people on everything instead of fighting
23. First piercing: N/A
24. Best Friend (forums): well Pepsi and Parkk (mutantmoustache) that doesn’t mean I don’t like any of the rest of yall i just talk to these more however on classic it’d prolly be 52 and wotsit (I remember when you worked for me lmao)
25. First award: I have no idea tbh
26. First crush: yet again have no idea
27. First word: dada bc I thought my mum was my dad so I called her dada and my dad was in-named for like 13 months
28. Any talent: wow i am very talented at not being talented
29. Last person you talked to: siri (I hate that woman she just needs hearing aids honestly)
30. Last person you texted: one of my friends
31. Last person you watched a movie with: my Sister and I went to watch Mamma Mia 2 for like the 4th time it was great
32. Last thing you ate: Chocolate coated microwave waffles (don’t judge but god they were great)
33. Last movie/ TV show you watched: B99 for the like 4th time (wow lots of 4th times)
34. Last song you listened to: Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen
35. Last thing you bought: Go Vacation for Nintendo switch and splatoon 2 joy-cons
36. Last person you hugged: urm no idea
•Favorite:
37. Food: Pizza
38. Drink: Dr Pepper
39. Fruit: Bananas
40. Flower: clematis are nice I guess
41. Animal: Dogs definitely
42. Number: 88
43. Movie: Mamma Mia! (2008) and Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again I mean I can’t decide which is better so have both but then there’s pretty woman and the sound of music and Mulan and beauty and the beast so have my favourite and some other good ones
44. Subject: French
45. Sport: Taekwondo
46. Sports Team: urm we don’t actually have teams it isn’t Olympic style taekwondo so n/a I guess
47. Book: 1984 - George Orwell
48. City: urm Paris I guess
49. Country: Oooh difficult France then I guess
50. Song: No idea but I’ll tell ya one thing it’ll be an ABBA song or a song from the Mamma Mia! (2008) soundtrack and the Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again soundtrack so yeah

•Have you ever? (Answer Yes or No)
45. Fallen in love with someone: no cba
46. Celebrated Halloween: Yeah when I was younger now we just go out to eat instead
47. Had your heart broken: no
48. Went over the minutes/ texts on your phone: I’ve always had unlimited so no ( not that I need unlimited I tend to use like 3 minutes a month and like 7 texts I usually just sc or dm)
49. Had someone like you: this is so difficult Alexa play despacito 2
50. Hated the way someone changed: yep
51. Got in trouble with police: nope
52. Had a party: I rather dislike social settings and people so no
53. Did something you regret: yes
54. Broken a promise: yes obviously
55. Hidden a secret: everyone has let’s be honest
56. Pretended to be happy: yes
57. Met someone who has changed your life: no
58. Pretended to be sick: yeah all the time normally as an excuse for not having to go to peoples like birthday celebrations like why invite me I don’t like you are my shady comments not enough for you to realise?
59. Left the country: well I’ve been to wales from England so kinda because I left England but I was still in the UK so kinda but kinda not
60. Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it: obviously yes
61. Cried over the silliest thing: yup
62. Ran a mile: yeah when chasing my dog when he tried to run away I was 8 and he ran like 1-2 miles away so I had to chase him but otherwise if treadmills count then quite often yeah
63. Gone to the beach with your best friend: yeah of course
64. Gotten into an argument with your friends: when I was in primary school yeah
65. Disliked someone: What kind of question is this? Obviously
66. Stayed single for two years since the first time you had a bf/gf or been single forever: yeah my first gf was in year 1 of primary school so duh we broke up after 3 days but yeah that doesn’t count so single forever it’s fun and effortless

•Currently:
67. Eating: Nothing
68. Drinking: Nothing
69. Listening to: A repeat of Cruising With Jane McDonald on the tv
70. Sitting or laying: sitting
71. Plans for today: going shopping how fun *sarcastic*
72. Waiting < DREADING for: I am confusion
73. Want kids: why not
74. Want to get married: why not
75. Want to travel: maybe someday yeah

•What do you look for in a partner?
76. Lips or eyes: idc about looks personality is what matters
77. Shorter or taller: idc about looks personality is what matters
78. Younger or older: i don’t mind just as long as it’s loke not more than 8 years either way at the very most
79. Romantic or spontaneous: idc
80. Trouble-maker or hesitant: hesitant prolly
81. Hook up or relationship: Relationship prolly
82. Looks or personality: Personality obviously

•Have you ever:
83. Lost glasses: no they are on my face all the time apart from when I sleep
84. Snuck out of the house: no my parents would let me go out so no need
85. Held a gun/ knife in self defense: No not in self defence but knifes are kitchen utensils so I have held one duh haha
86. Killed somebody: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT jk obvs not *awkward laugh*
87. Broke someone's heart: no
88. Been in love: no cba
89. Cried when someone dies: Yes
•Do you believe in:
90. Yourself: no
91. Miracles: idk
92. Love at first sight: yes
93. Heaven: no idea
94. Santa Claus: i did until I was like 9 or something
95. Aliens: no
96. Ghosts/ angels: nope
•Truthfully?
97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now: my great grandad who died like 8 years ago and I miss him so much and he was my best friend okay that’s enough before I cry again next question please
98. Do you know who your real friends are: long story but I thought I did turned out I didn’t cut the person off and now I do. Slight issue tho thenpersons form is being split up and next school year they are in my form and will come running back to me when he realises no one in our form (mixed so some 4 y7’s, 4y8’s etc up to y11’s) in our year group likes him. Not letting that happen. Anyways enough of me talking about how much i dislike certain people
99. Do you believe in God: no idea prolly not I’m not at all religious
100. Do you easily make friends: Once we start talkin yeah but it takes me a while to build up the confidence to start a convo so it’s usually the other person so there.

I hope you now know a bit more about me. About the forums friends bit I like most if not all of you but I just listed like the two people I talk to the most