For those who don't know, FML stands for "F*** my life." It's basically one of those moments when you just want to shrivel up and die a little. Mine actually happened a couple hours ago. My sister was singing "Let It Go" for at least the 10,000th time in the last 6 months, so I decided to put the speakers on my computer all the way up to drown her out. Bad move. Turns out when your speakers go up to the volume of a jet engine at 5 feet, you get some serious vibrations. A fishbowl fell off of my desk and shattered, sending glass everywhere. I fell off of the stool I was sitting on, smacked my head on the linoleum-tile floor (cutting the back of my head on said glass), and was deafened for 5 minutes. First thing I hear again? "The cold never bothered me anyway." ;_; a99Bomb99 I know you stalk me Will2kill Same as a99. Sleepyhead08 You always enjoy poking fun at meh Pyhxil Dunno, there was a bowl somewhere in that. Robbiedem halp EDIT: Forgot to mention that the back of my afro got cut off :baw
My worst FML moment was when I accidentally (I said ACCIDENTALLY!) said something rude to my girlfriend back in year 4.....The result was.......She pushed me into a pole, I fell over and broke both major bones in my arm for falling on it awkwardly. #AccidentFTW
Um, well it pains me to say it but I broke 3 of my fingers and generally permanently damaged my right hand missing a punch in a fight and hitting a brick wall. Worst part was it was in front of like all my friends AND my crush... Edit: however I did develop double joinedness (#spelling) due to this :3
One of them. Thank god, but yeah, GG for her, cause she god suspended for 2 months. *Yes, it was a very strict school*
I've never had anything that bad happen to me, but whenever I'm like, sitting in bed, waiting to fall asleep on a school night, and realize "oh crap, I forgot to do my _______ homework". ._.
In highschool I did this debate thing to get out of maths, however like maths I never paid attention, needless to say my team failed the debate.
My FML moment happens every night when I lie in bed and i realize i forgot to do my homework for tomorrow, and I go ahead and do it but sometimes i fall asleep on my desk.
something else like this is when we where going to give the kid some chocolate and his mum flipped XD
Here: When I was six years old, I was at my fiends place and I was climbing up this rock with a rope, and then my friends friends little brother (there were two of my friends there) somehow undoes the rope and I fall back about three metres and cut my head open on a brick ;-; I was at this CPR training thing, and this woman running the thing asked me what I would do if I saw someone who had passed out, and my friend Tom said something hilarious just before I grabbed the microphone and I said "What the hell Tom" right into the microphone ;-; and the whole room heard it (like 200 people) I was with my friend James on the bus coming home from school, and these kids from another school just got on the bus, and they had slime that they had made in a chemistry class, and about three minutes later, this kid from their school was being an idiot and he somehow flung the slime all over me, and it was an entire 600mL bottle, plus it was liquidy (that's not a word) ;-;
Well ()_() This one was about abusive bus driver... One day I was on the bus and these girl where being bullys calling me ugly and mocking me and one even hit me and the bus driver just laughed at them, I was so upset I said to the girls "Well you girls are jerks and I will not deal with you" the bus driver stopped the bus :/ and said to me "Go walk home for being mean to these pretty ladies" :/ I had to walk home, and it was pretty far in the early winter.. So it was kinda cold.. I reported the bus driver and the school did nothing about it ....So I got on the bus a week later and the girls where being rude talking behind my back mocking my hair... I didn't want to get kicked since it was like 40:f outside...I ignored them and was listening to my ipod when one sits in my lap... :/ I was like "Uhm Wtf are you doing girly" and a few mins after that she falsely reported me again and I was suspended from the bus for 2 weeks... :_: Well that was my major Fml Ive had..
Woah there Gracie! Well i dont have an FML moment probably just a fight with my brother but i know one of my brothers.... So this happened when he was a toddler and my auntie was here. So he started running around and crawling and there was a glass window in front of his face and i just sat there and watched. Then he started crawling really fast heading straight for the window he crashed unto it and shattered everything and weirdly did not get a single cut even though my auntie tried to save her. YOLO!!!
Don't want to get into anything too dark, so I'll just go with today's fml moment. -.- I work at Wendy's. Anyway, yesterday was my only day off this week and I spent it pretty sick. So today at work, I was still feeling a bit groggy, and kind of tired. We had this customer come up to the cash and order a salad, then she was like "But I don't want the regular lettuce, I want the wrap lettuce." To which I responded "Isn't it the same thing?" Because, it mostly is. To which her and her mother went "NO!" So I asked my manager to come over, cause I really just didn't want to deal with it. lol. My manager said pretty much the same thing, except "The only difference is a little bit of spring mix." "Exactly, I don't want any of that." So, my manager went off to make the salad, cause then it has to be made from scratch. Meanwhile, I finish off the order, with them both being rather rude, might I add. When I punched in the salad, I hit the "Special Request" button, which our sandwich maker randomly decided to ignore (since they're supposed to find out what the special request is). So I'm dealing with the next customer in line, and the sandwich maker puts the salads up, cause she made them the regular way. And she starts going "She made the salad wrong! She still made the salad wrong!" 1. I'm obviously dealing with someone else, why are you screaming at me? 2. It's not even on the tray yet. -.- 3. The person who just put that salad up is NOT the one who just left to make your salad. So I just stood there, because I knew my manager was going to catch it when she came up. So my manager came up, they made the salad, exactly the way she wanted it. And then her mother is standing there, talking... well half screaming really... "She asked for special modifications to the salad because she can't eat certain things..." (This part sounded a lot like one of my mom's rants about my allergies to tell you the truth, but as far as I could tell, she wasn't allergic to anything, she just didn't like it. There's a slight difference between "eating this can send me to the hospital" and "ew, spring mix is icky".) Anyway, she goes on... "And then the idiots still make it wrong. They're all imbeciles behind that counter, they won't get your order right." Thanks, I love being called an idiot. Not to mention, I had someone specifically tell the managers how great of a server I was today, and I was even sick. So take that cranky, rude customers.
