These seem to be realleh, realleh popular :3 so imma do one. Feel free to hate on me and judge, because your gonna do that anyways! Hi, my name is Jeff irl. And here are a few facts before we get started... 1. My parents got an "ugly" divorce (thats what the councilor said...) 2. I have attempted suicide once. 3. I have thought about suicide countless times (my bad ) 4. I'm an introvert, and I don't give a f**k about what anyone says about me, I'm proud of it. Don't dare try to take that away from me. 5. I'm extremely serious and mature IRL, I usually let out my immaturity in game 6. I'm sarcastic and fun, but I can b rude. 7. I'm really, really, really, awkward irl XD 8. I don't like people who discriminate, or judge. Those people should go 9. I have anger issues, but hardly ever let them get the best of me. 10. I am very picky about who I classify as a friend. 11. I do not like sports. 12. I'm very protective over my friends, and I'm not afraid to stand up for what is right. Now with my dumb ol' life: I was born in Dearborn, Michigan USA (duh), I'm half black and half Europeon/white/ alot of other things... I moved to Texas when I was two, I spent 9 years of my life there I believe, My two sisters were born in Texas, I once ate a fish (Some random dumb fact). I also developed a terrifieing passion for kittens, they were so damn darn cute =O.O=. Anyways, we then moved to California, were I actually remember meeting my grandmother. I soon started to notice my mom and dad get further and further apart. Finally, I predicted they were gonna get a divorce, they soon did. It didn't effect me. I had also been previously physically bullied. I had learned to become cold and heartless. Soon I became what I am now, a monster in a mask. I seem normal (until you see me when I am angry). I have so much pent up rage, I could kill an army (totally not an exaggeration). I soon found out about my anger issues, my mom and dad don't believe me though. I also have "Suicidal panic attacks", its like a pain that you always have, but you can never get rid of, and you can't find the cause, it makes me a ruthless person. Soon I also found out my incapability to cry (very recently), I can never cry out of sorrow, I can only cry tears of anger. So yeah that is a "short" abbreviation of my weird life. Hope you enjoyed, although its highly unlikely...