Have any good Minecraft jokes? Share them here! Any joke will do, as long as it's not racist, profane, or inappropriate in general. Every 20 comments with jokes, I'll try to add them to the OP.


Let's kick this off with a Yo Mama joke:


Yo mama so stupid, she had vanilla Minecraft and asked how to get chocolate!

 

How does Steve get his exercise?
He runs around the block.

Have you heard of the creeper that went to a party?
He had a BLAST!

What's a ghast's favorite country?
The Nether-Lands!

 

If there was a minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster.

 

I once was on this server, and they had a pretty damn cool texture pack. It was called "The Real World"