Post some of your funniest jokes!

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JOKES! Which of my jokes do you like better?

  1. What did the wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner!

    33.3%
  2. I was about to make a joke about a pencil, but it broke and now there’s no point.

    42.9%
  3. Did you hear about the invention of the shovel? Cause I hear it’s groundbreaking.

    33.3%
  4. Did you hear about the invention of the whiteboard? I hear it’s remarkable!

    23.8%
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  1. Gamzee24
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    You read the title!
    Post some of your most funniest jokes here!
    Get ready to get out those funny and like ratings and get ready to rate and laugh!

    RULES:
    1. No inappropriate jokes (racist jokes etc.)
    2. No jokes that hurt people’s feeling or such.
    3. I wouldn’t suggest spam rating cause you might be banned for rate abuse. ;)
    4. HAVE FUN! :)
    Here’s a couple jokes I have:

    What did the wall say to the other wall?
    Meet you at the corner!

    I was about to make a joke about a pencil, but it broke and now there’s no point.

    Did you hear about the invention of the shovel? I hear it’s groundbreaking!

    Did you hear about the invention of the whiteboard? I hear it’s remarkable!
     
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    knock knock
     
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    Knock Knock?
    Who is there?
    Dumble-Door!!
     
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    Who be there?
     
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    Oh and a maximum of 2 votes are allowed on the poll!
     
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    who
     
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    Who who?
     
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    lol i made you say who who hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhaahahhaahhaahhahaahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
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    There once was a geenie with a 10 foot weenie so he went to show the neighbors next door, they thought it was a snake so they hit with a rake, now it's only six foot four
     
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    Unfunny
     
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    Why did the turkey cross the road?
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    To prove he wasn’t a chicken 

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    me
     
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    My life
     
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    Actually screw my old joke, that was good when trump announced his healthcare reform


    Race cars don't need tires cause the tracks are always L I T
     
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    Let’s revive this thread!
     
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    Knock Knock

    Person: who's there

    Dumb

    Person: dumb who?

    dumb you




    AHHAHHAHAHA
     
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    I am dumb
     
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    yeah
     
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    A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?
     
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    Haha cause snails are slow
     
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