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  1. Mini_Moose
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    Why doesn't the chicken wear pants?
     
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    Your joke doesn't make any sense, though :(

    It should be;

    "Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear?"

    "Because its wiener is on it head."
     
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    Crawling, Jun 23, 2015
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    The underwear thing I agree with. Changing pecker to wiener makes no sense. Chickens peck. That's why pecker is used. Chickens don't do anything that has any regard or reference to a wiener.
     
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    No. I can't. I won't. I suck. usux. :t :heart:
     
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    What is a ghast's favorite country?
     
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    Omg, this was cheep but I love it. xD
     
    Dewsiee, Jun 23, 2015
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    Why did the bank teller lose his job?

     
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    Why is Cinderella terrible at Tennis?
     
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    My love life.
     
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    My relationships.
     
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    People that surround me.
     
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    It was funny the first time and that was it tbh
     
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    My birth.
     
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    And mine ofc (;
     
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    Size doesn't matter
     
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    THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
    (sorry I had to).
     
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    Why couldn't the pirate get from point A to point B?
     
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    Why are pirates called pirates?
     
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    This is so funny x)

     
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