Pirates Of The Nether (Sequel to Pirates Of The End)

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    I haven't written these kinds of stories in a while. I'll continue eh... if you've read Pirates of The End, enjoy this.

    A filthy person by the name of BrigadierMartin spawned in the Nether, and had lived there all his life. He was trained in a nether school of how to survive the flamed, dangerous dimension. He graduated now and made his own pack to survive. They eat together, kill together, and live together. And travel together, apparently. They were leaving their home to survive the Pig Zombie Breakout. It was filled with automatically hostile zombie pigmen. They were not to be approached. So they reached the Quartz Bay and they had to build a ship.
    BrigadierMartin: Start building a ship, boys.
    ColonelChacho: But I have a boat.
    BrigadierMartin: You scrub, I can't even fit in that. Just help us build.
    ColonelChacho: Fine (curses)
    XxStarSophiaxX: I need more nether brick!
    BrigadierMartin: Just use netherrack...
    XxStarSophiaxX: But what if..
    BrigadierMartin: Sophia. What if the world ends in 2016? What if ghosts break our ship down? You can't live by "What ifs", Sophia.
    XxStarSophiaxX: (sighs)
    DaringDale: I finished the sail, sir!
    BrigadierMartin: Great job!
    ColonelChacho: I am hungry.
    BrigadierMartin: Shut the hell up and build...
    DaringDale: I finished the rest of the boat!
    XxStarSophiaxX: Damn he's fast...
    BrigadierMartin: Great! Everyone in!

    The Quartz Bay. One of the most dangerous bays in the Nether. Lava lampreys swim in there. Dark-colored, filthy, devastating, bloodsucking jawless fish. No one would ever swim in that, or even hold one. They are not possible to tame. They have strong bites too, and will not let go if what it bites. If any of Martin's pack falls in, rest in pieces.

    BrigadierMartin: Ghast!
    XxStarSophiaxX: I told you something would happen.
    BrigadierMartin: Do you wanna walk the plank and go swim with the lava lampreys?
    XxStarSophiaxX: No! (runs and panics)
    BrigadierMartin: Then stop being a pessimist and help us. We're trying to survive, not panic of everything that gets in our way.
    XxStarSophiaxX: ok fine
    DaringDale: *shoots*
    LovingLivvy: *shoots* Killed it!
    DaringDale: Killsteal!
    LovingLivvy :)

    They came across an island. It was one of the Blazian Islands, named Witherston. They camped there. LovingLivvy made her own tent, since she was a medic. Makes sense of how she got her title?

    DaringDale: Medic! Medic!
    LovingLivvy: Come on in.
    DaringDale: My back explains it all (turns around) Ow! Owowowowow! Pesky creatures in the bay...
    LovingLivvy: Let me get the Magic Medpack 2.0 (grabs her golden carrot)
    DaringDale: Thank you! (sprints out)

    A few minutes later, Dale finds a village. A Blazian village. Everyone was golden yellow.

    GoldenDon: Hello, sir!
    DaringDale: Hello... why are you yellow?
    GoldenDon: Because we are Blazian of course!
    DaringDale: Oh. Cool village.
    GoldenDon: I constructed it. Please, let me show you around.
    DaringDale: Okay.
    GoldenDon: This is the church.
    DaringDale: Neat!
    GoldenDon: We made it out of blaze blocks, rarest thing in the dimension. It wasn't easy, we had to find it where no one would ever go...
    DaringDale: The Quartz Bay?
    GoldenDon: Yep... we had lamprey proof armor. Do you want a set? We have tons of it. Here, take 100 blaze coins. You'll want them for as long as you stay.
    DaringDale: Okay, thank you. (walks in the shop a few minutes away from the church)
    GoldenAcheron: Welcome, awkward sir!
    DaringDale: XD hello, I would a set of lamprey proof armor.
    GoldenAcheron: 40 blaze coins.
    DaringDale: (tosses them)
    GoldenAcheron: (lays out the armor) put it on, it's all yours now.
    DaringDale: Thank you! (puts on the armor and walks out the shop)
    DaringDale: Gladly it's easy to walk in this.
    GoldenAcheron yelling but not in a mad way: It's lava proof too!
    DaringDale: Cool!
    DaringDale: (leaves the village) (installs a system)
    GoldenDon: What are you doing?
    DaringDale: I'm making a system for your village. It alarms if you any invaders. (flicks the switch) Done!
    GoldenDon: Geez your fast. Anyhow, thank you very much! Notch bless you!
    DaringDale: Bye! I'll be back sometime in the future! Enjoy yourselves! I'll never forget you!
    GoldenDon: Farewell!

    A few minutes later, Dale is back with the pack.
    BrigadierMartin: What are you wearing? And where have you been?
    DaringDale: I was at a village on the island and bought this armor. (pulls out long pike)
    I'll be back in a minute. (jumps in the bay)
    BrigadierMartin: (gasps) No! Dale died!
    LovingLivvy: What?
    XxStarSophiaxX: Say what?!
    ColonelChacho: Nooo!
    DaringDale: (rises again with about twenty lava lampreys on his pike) I told you I would be back.
    Everyone: (Gasps)
    LovingLivvy: How did you not die?! And where did you get that armor?
    DaringDale: I bought it at a village. It's lava proof and lamprey proof. This was expensive though.
    ColonelChacho: Oh cool (touches the armor)
    DaringDale: (slaps Chacho's hand) Don't put your grubby hands on my armor, you filthy blaggard.
    ColonelChacho: Ow...
    DaringDale: If you hate feeling that don't do it again.
    BrigadierMartin: Ok then... everyone to sleep! Big day tomorrow!
    DaringDale: If there was a tomorrow...
    ColonelChacho: (next to Dale) Shut up and sleep, Dale!


    To be continued... XxStarSophiaxX Livvy
     
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