Pirates Of The End

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    This is for fun, if I said anything rude I didn't mean it :p
    Before this story starts: I know you might start to get annoyed by these threads, but, if I combined it in one it would be "tl:dr" so many posts of that. Plus, it makes you want to read more, sorry if this concerns anybody, but hey, look on the bright side. Enjoy the story.

    ISuika: time to kill you *swings sword*
    AmazingGraceGirl: *screams like a baby*
    OverseerAce: *shoots ISuika*
    ISuika: *faints*
    OverseerAce: Great, that stupid Doctor Foob said she'd be fine in a day. Liar him. We might as well find a cure, since it's close to twilight.
    AmazingGraceGirl: *stops shaking* Thank goodness. Let's start now.
    ISuika: *wakes up*
    OverseerAce: hmm, void cucumber, let's see if she gets cured from this.
    ISuika: *attacks OverseerAce* Die!
    AmazingGraceGirl: *climbs the wall of the fortress*
    OverseerAce: *dies*
    ISuika: *growls and gobbles the void cucumber*
    OverseerAce: *resurrection* Again. I resurrected!
    ISuika: *growls and punches the air*
    OverseerAce: Sh*t, now she can't even speak probably
    AmazingGraceGirl: What are we gonna do?
    OverseerAce: it's twilight now, let's wake the others up

    1 hour later...

    AsperII: What's for breakfast?
    OverseerAce: Void cucumbers.
    AsperII: No!
    OverseerAce: what
    AsperII: They're poisonous. They're not cooked, you just grabbed them out of the void. You didn't feed one to ISuika, did you?
    OverseerAce: yeah, she can't even speak properly now
    AsperII: That was a d*ck move...
    OverseerAce: I know... I'll cook these void cucumbers...

    20 minutes later...

    AsperII: *tastes* wow, these aren't poisonous anymore, feed one to Sui.
    OverseerAce: Oh ISuika!
    ISuika: *growls*
    OverseerAce: now she's an all time monster!
    ISuika: *snatches void cucumber and eats*
    ISuika: *swallows*
    OverseerAce: No effect?! Crap!
    Doctor_Al: I'm here. What's the trouble. Some monster. The foob has gotten worse, I see. DoctorFoob is a retard, don't trust him. The cure is void fish. But they're rare, so you'll have a difficult time finding one due to their rarity. Glad I helped. They are also hard to catch, good luck. Bye.
    OverseerAce: Bye!
    Doctor_Al: Doctor Al, out. *sails in void raft*
    OverseerAce: *runs in the fortress* guys!
    Amber_: What?
    OverseerAce: I just finished talking to Doctor_Al, he said the cure is void fish. He said they're rare though, and also hard to catch.
    AmazingGraceGirl: wow
    HenChris: I heard him say DoctorFoob was a retard. :p
    OverseerAce: Yeah, will you help me find void fish?

    Everyone said yes, and they went on the ship and left the island.

    m3ssmate: I see the Void Fish Sea
    Taylor1211: Let's go shall we?
    AmazingGraceGirl: Aw! They have pointy teeth!
    OverseerAce: Oh come on, they can't really harm you can they?
    clancolonel: yep, they can
    Amber_: whoever wants to risk their life fishing for one of those, go ahead. they'll chomp you
    clancolonel: don't worry Amber_, they're usually passive since they're going to be more scared of you than you are of them
    OverseerAce: I'm fishing for it, since I found out the cure.
    *A void fish chomps the fishing rod all the way to OverseerAce's hand*
    OverseerAce: Ow! Damn fish!
    clancolonel: Told you they chomped.
    OverseerAce: This will be a looooong process...

    To be continued...

    ISuika
    Taylor1211
    HenChris
    AmazingGraceGirl
     
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    These should not have been made separate threads... Please do not do it again or I'll treat it as spam. Also, pretty sure it belongs in Off Topic, so moved.
     
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    it's minecraft related...
     
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    Part 11
    OverseerAce: *fish*
    Taylor1211: You need a worm, idiot
    OverseerAce: No worms in Minecraft
    Taylor1211: Well some type of bait
    clancolonel: Try these seeds *toss*
    OverseerAce: *reels in and sticks the seeds on*
    OverseerAce: Here comes one! *reel in*
    *Void fish flops around*
    ISuika: *stabs with sword and growls*
    Amber_: cook the fish!
    HenChris: *lights stove* don't let the process take long
    Amber_: *tosses fish* luckily it didn't bite me
    AmazingGraceGirl: oh thank goodness, the fish died, I didn't want it to chomp me, it's like a piranha
    AsperII: *walks up* want me to spread some void squid sauce on it?
    Taylor1211: NO
    AsperII: Sky fangirl...
    Taylor1211: No I hate sky, squids are just gross
    Amber_: we'll put squid sauce on it, void squid sauce
    Taylor1211: YUCK!
    HenChris: Hey, don't knock it til you try it
    m3ssmate: *hourglass* it'll be ready in a jiffy, make sure ISuika is not hanging around as we know she turned into a 24/7 monster instead of a nocturnal monster

    1 hour later...

    m3ssmate: it's finished, and it's night time. We'll feed it to ISuika and go to bed.
    ISuika: *walks up, snatches and gobbles the fish*
    ISuika: *growl*
    clancolonel: Everyone go to sleep, I'm sure ISuika will be fine.

    The next morning...

    m3ssmate: I will wake up ISuika.
    ISuika: *wakes up and growls loudly*
    m3ssmate: *screams*
    ISuika: haha, I pranked you, fool! I'm fully cured!
    m3ssmate: Guys, ISuika is cured!
    Taylor1211: fully?
    ISuika: Eyeap!
    clancolonel: Let's go sailing, we still got war business! We must take over all the good ones, the bad ones aren't even worth my time
    a99Bomb99: hahha prepare to die *blast*
    clancolonel: ISuika?
    ISuika: Back to my job motherfreakers! *blast*
    a99Bomb99: excrement
    a99Bomb99 fell quite a bit too far
    The ship fell. ISuika was fully cured, and all the good ships were defeated. Sadly, AmazingGraceGirl died due to being blasted in the head by the last ship encounter. End of the tale. AsperII got his endblade back.
     
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    I'd be glad to do someone's idea...
    plus check out "Emerald Apple"
     
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    Aww man I got friggin blasted. ;-;
    Did I live? C:
     
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    No. Only OverseerAce has more than one life because he is not fully a human.
     
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