I made this for fun, if I said anything mean about anyone, I didn't mean it clancolonel: ok matey grab the boat m3ssmate: here y'are clancolonel: this is not my boat.. I meant the ship, dummy m3ssmate: here it is clancolonel: let's go! We're going over the Big Void Sea! 5 hours later... Another boat arrives.. PopMyCorn: Colonel Carson! What a surprise! clancolonel: *comes out of boat* Captain Colonel Carson PopMyCorn: ok... what do you want... Captain Carson.. clancolonel: You have two messmates of which is mine, and I'm here for them! PopMyCorn: come get me for them, hahaha! clancolonel: *pulls out wood sword* come here you little thief! PopMyCorn: are these two whatcha lookin for? hehe! clancolonel: Nope PopMyCorn: whatchutalkinboutCarson? clancolonel: I'm not looking for them PopMyCorn: oh clancolonel: but the ones behind you are mine! PopMyCorn: take the girls, they're useful Taylor1211: no no no! not me! captain why you do dis larrythebird101: noooo! I'm not going with that little rogue! clancolonel: I refuse. PopMyCorn: *sigh* fine, you can take your ones back. clancolonel: I'm out of here, come on messmates! OverseerAce: let's go clancolonel: I'm back. can we borrow 3 boats? PopMyCorn: *turns around* I was doing my private thing -_- and sure, why? clancolonel: *slowly pushes boat back to his ship* OverseerAce: damn dragons.. WheelmanLomond: -_- the end is a piece of excrement 2 hours later... Clancolonel reaches an island while Lomond and Ace die in the void of the dragons destroying the ship. The end! Leave your ideas below!
This is for fun. If I said anything mean about anyone or anything I don't mean it Last time on Pirates of The End: OverseerAce: Stupid dragons! WheelmanLomond: Our ship! It's being torn down by those pesky dragons! Excrement! OverseerAce: *falls in void and dies* WheelmanLomond: *falls in void and dies* And now. clancolonel: Gotta find more peeps. OverseerAce as a ghost: Captain Carson. I'll be resurrecting in a moment... clancolonel: What? I'm just hearing things. OverseerAce: *resurrection* Nope. I'm alive again. clancolonel: How?! OverseerAce: Magic. Let's rebuild that ship. clancolonel: You do it, our clan is dead. I'll get more members. Amber_: what the? clancolonel: hey little messmate, wanna join our clan? Amber_: sure, ok? clancolonel: You'll be wheelsman. Amber_: Awesome! m3ssmate: I read the map Amber_: you're just building a ship... how'd you get here? clancolonel: I used a boat to get back here, and my previous wheelsman WheelmanLomond died. OverseerAce resurrected. Amber_: wow, but how'd the ship get destroyed? clancolonel: Dragons. Amber_: I hate dragons! Yuck! That's why I carry archery around. Them little rascals. PopMyCorn: *ship comes by* Ha! I saw your ship get shipwrecked by dragons! Haha! clancolonel: :lol: PopMyCorn: I was just kidding, you didn't need to flip me off... here, take this endstone. *throw* clancolonel: thanks Taylor1211: I took the motherfreaking wheel! Look at me! I'm a woman! larrythebird101: XD clancolonel: ok... m3ssmate: *heart shape with hands* Taylor1211: ... let's get out of here m3ssmate: Ok, endstone is somewhat strong? We'll build with it. clancolonel: Take this obsidian. OverseerAce: Captain Colonel Carson, I need more blocks. clancolonel: *toss* use those OverseerAce: thanks ISuika: *pops out* What's with all the speaking? Amber_: Clan. ISuika: can I join? clancolonel: Yes. You'll be cannon launcher. And I'm Captain Colonel Carson. Or Captain, or CCC for short. ISuika: Ok Carson. clancolonel: -_- *pulls out sword* ISuika: I was just kidding! Don't slay me! clancolonel: Don't try that, messmate. m3ssmate: Yep? clancolonel: Not you, I was referring to this gal as "messmate" m3ssmate: Oh. OverseerAce: CCC, the ship is basically done. We just need to install the cannons. clancolonel: *walks* Cannon. Mmmmm love that word! Ok, here. You know what to do since you built our last ship. ISuika: Why are you making a different ship? clancolonel: Our last one was destroyed by dragons. My last wheelsman WheelmanLomond died. OverseerAce resurrected... ISuika: Freakeh clancolonel: We traveled island to island. What will we name this ship? ISuika: Suika! m3ssmate: Terrible idea. Amber_: Terrible idea! ISuika: Why? clancolonel: Because you came up with it! ISuika: *fist* clancolonel: *pulls out sword* Don't give me that damn fist again! You hear!? ISuika: Ok I'm sorry, I'm new to this "clan", just don't kill me! I've got lots of life ahead o' me! clancolonel: Puts away sword. OverseerAce: I'm done with the cannons, Captain! clancolonel: Good. Everyone get your booties onto the ship! Everyone rushes onto the ship. 7 hours later. A different ship is encountered by Clancolonel and his clan. clancolonel: ISuika! Fire! *part of the ship blows up* clancolonel: Not at our ship you slop artist! At them! NarcissaMalfoy27: Fire at them! Bat: Sorry I was asleep. *fire* NarcissaMalfoy27: You need to get more sleep. macklemore257: We're being destroyed! Bat, fire more! Consistently! clancolonel: ISuika! Fire! macklemore257: ISuika!? ISuika: Shut up Macklemore! Die! *fire* macklemore257: We're crapped! Fire! Bat: I am, calm your little eyes! macklemore257: Shaddap I'm weary motherfreaker! macklemore257: *blasted by a cannon* ISuika: *evil laugh* Leave your ideas down below. This is not the end of the tale yet.
This is for fun, if I said anything mean about anything or anyone, I don't mean it Last time on Pirates of The End: ISuika: Shut up Macklemore! macklemore257 *blasted by a cannon* And now! ISuika: Ahahaha! Die! NarcissaMalfoy27: ... Bat: *blasted* NarcissaMalfoy27: Crap! Suika you such a little brat! ISuika? Whatcha just say messenemy? Dieeeee! Fricken die! NarcissaMalfoy27: *ducks* Their ship was blasted. NarcissaMalfoy27: *Censored* Shipwreck. Narcissa dies in the void. ISuika: Ahahaha! You're so stupid guys, I own you! Ahahah! *knocked out by a block from the shipwreck* OverseerAce: Aw crap! She was knocked out! clancolonel: *awakes from sleep and comes up* What?! m3ssmate: This is terrible, CCC! Amber_: The little evil fainted! clancolonel: Hospitality? OverseerAce: *tosses ISuika on the bed* She'll be fine in about 2 days. Amber_: *drives* we're going! Where we headed next?, m3ssmate? m3ssmate: To the Kokoshi Islands! Amber_: I hate them! And crap, we're here. *arrow* Who dares enter our properteh?! AsperII: It is I, AsperII, son of Asper. I am very good with archery. Now what are you pests doing at our islands? clancolonel: Look, we're no- we're no-- AsperII: *strike* Speak when ye are spoken to! clancolonel: We need a place to hide out, every clan is trying to kill us because we're so overpowered. Lasparia721: Sorry, but we don't take part in Ship Wars. AsperII: Shut up Lasp, let them in. Lasparia721: But Asper, we - AsperII: LET THEM IN! Lasparia721: *sigh* *mutter* *opens door* come in clancolonel: Wow, this is some island. OverseerAce: Archery! Kr1sp: Dang I always fail at the bullseye. OverseerAce: Let me show ye. *shoots* Bullseye. Kr1sp: I suck at this excrement. OverseerAce: Hey, you were bound to lose, you're a chick! Kr1sp: *whack* OverseerAce: Sorry! (in mutter voice) Someone's on their period... clancolonel: Farms, I'm hungry! *eats* AsperII: Alright guys, time for bed. It's dusk. You guests can sleep in the guest beds. G'night. ISuika: *wakes up with black eyes*