Pirates Of The End

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by pen23, Apr 26, 2014.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. pen23
    Offline

    pen23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2013
    Messages:
    181
    I made this for fun, if I said anything mean about anyone, I didn't mean it :p

    clancolonel: ok matey grab the boat
    m3ssmate: here y'are
    clancolonel: this is not my boat.. I meant the ship, dummy
    m3ssmate: here it is
    clancolonel: let's go! We're going over the Big Void Sea!
    5 hours later...

    Another boat arrives..
    PopMyCorn: Colonel Carson! What a surprise!
    clancolonel: *comes out of boat* Captain Colonel Carson
    PopMyCorn: ok... what do you want... Captain Carson..
    clancolonel: You have two messmates of which is mine, and I'm here for them!
    PopMyCorn: come get me for them, hahaha!
    clancolonel: *pulls out wood sword* come here you little thief!
    PopMyCorn: are these two whatcha lookin for? hehe!
    clancolonel: Nope
    PopMyCorn: whatchutalkinboutCarson?
    clancolonel: I'm not looking for them
    PopMyCorn: oh
    clancolonel: but the ones behind you are mine!
    PopMyCorn: take the girls, they're useful
    Taylor1211: no no no! not me! captain why you do dis
    larrythebird101: noooo! I'm not going with that little rogue!
    clancolonel: I refuse.
    PopMyCorn: *sigh* fine, you can take your ones back.
    clancolonel: I'm out of here, come on messmates!
    OverseerAce: let's go
    clancolonel: I'm back. can we borrow 3 boats?
    PopMyCorn: *turns around* I was doing my private thing -_- and sure, why?
    clancolonel: *slowly pushes boat back to his ship*
    OverseerAce: damn dragons..
    WheelmanLomond: -_- the end is a piece of excrement

    2 hours later...

    Clancolonel reaches an island while Lomond and Ace die in the void of the dragons destroying the ship. The end!

    Leave your ideas below!
     
  2. pen23
    Offline

    pen23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2013
    Messages:
    181
    I wonder if you guys find these somewhat funny...
     
  3. pen23
    Offline

    pen23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2013
    Messages:
    181
  4. Hannah
    Offline

    Hannah Boss Member

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2013
    Messages:
    10,889
    IGN:
    larrythebird101
  5. Taylor1211
    Offline

    Taylor1211 Experienced Member

    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2013
    Messages:
    2,619
    Well then xD
     
  6. pen23
    Offline

    pen23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2013
    Messages:
    181
    Btw Taylor and Larry are the only real Minecraftians in this funny story.
     
  7. pen23
    Offline

    pen23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2013
    Messages:
    181
    Any other ideas? Please, I wanna see what creative minds you guys have.
     
  8. kuraiibu
    Offline

    kuraiibu Experienced Member

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2013
    Messages:
    2,290
    IGN:
    xKurai
    Do me next! :D
     
    • Like Like x 1
  9. pen23
    Offline

    pen23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2013
    Messages:
    181
    Totally forgot about m3ssmate, XD, he's with Clancolonel but later dies from a dragon.
     
  10. pen23
    Offline

    pen23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2013
    Messages:
    181
    What shall the setting be? What shall the conflict be about? etc.
     
  11. kuraiibu
    Offline

    kuraiibu Experienced Member

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2013
    Messages:
    2,290
    IGN:
    xKurai
    We're in candyland and we're all stuck in melted chocolate
     
  12. pen23
    Offline

    pen23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2013
    Messages:
    181
    Already came up with an idea and I wouldn't have much for that idea. Creative though.
     
  13. pen23
    Offline

    pen23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2013
    Messages:
    181
    This is for fun. If I said anything mean about anyone or anything I don't mean it :p

    Last time on Pirates of The End:
    OverseerAce: Stupid dragons!
    WheelmanLomond: Our ship! It's being torn down by those pesky dragons! Excrement!
    OverseerAce: *falls in void and dies*
    WheelmanLomond: *falls in void and dies*

    And now.
    clancolonel: Gotta find more peeps.
    OverseerAce as a ghost: Captain Carson. I'll be resurrecting in a moment...
    clancolonel: What? I'm just hearing things.
    OverseerAce: *resurrection* Nope. I'm alive again.
    clancolonel: How?!
    OverseerAce: Magic. Let's rebuild that ship.
    clancolonel: You do it, our clan is dead. I'll get more members. :D
    Amber_: what the?
    clancolonel: hey little messmate, wanna join our clan?
    Amber_: sure, ok?
    clancolonel: You'll be wheelsman.
    Amber_: Awesome!
    m3ssmate: I read the map
    Amber_: you're just building a ship... how'd you get here?
    clancolonel: I used a boat to get back here, and my previous wheelsman WheelmanLomond died. OverseerAce resurrected.
    Amber_: wow, but how'd the ship get destroyed?
    clancolonel: Dragons.
    Amber_: I hate dragons! Yuck! That's why I carry archery around. Them little rascals.
    PopMyCorn: *ship comes by* Ha! I saw your ship get shipwrecked by dragons! Haha!
    clancolonel: :lol:
    PopMyCorn: I was just kidding, you didn't need to flip me off... here, take this endstone. *throw*
    clancolonel: thanks
    Taylor1211: I took the motherfreaking wheel! Look at me! I'm a woman!
    larrythebird101: XD
    clancolonel: ok...
    m3ssmate: *heart shape with hands*
    Taylor1211: ... let's get out of here
    m3ssmate: Ok, endstone is somewhat strong? We'll build with it.
    clancolonel: Take this obsidian.
    OverseerAce: Captain Colonel Carson, I need more blocks.
    clancolonel: *toss* use those
    OverseerAce: thanks
    ISuika: *pops out* What's with all the speaking?
    Amber_: Clan.
    ISuika: can I join?
    clancolonel: Yes. You'll be cannon launcher. And I'm Captain Colonel Carson. Or Captain, or CCC for short.
    ISuika: Ok Carson.
    clancolonel: -_- *pulls out sword*
    ISuika: I was just kidding! Don't slay me!
    clancolonel: Don't try that, messmate.
    m3ssmate: Yep?
    clancolonel: Not you, I was referring to this gal as "messmate"
    m3ssmate: Oh.
    OverseerAce: CCC, the ship is basically done. We just need to install the cannons.
    clancolonel: *walks* Cannon. Mmmmm love that word! Ok, here. You know what to do since you built our last ship.
    ISuika: Why are you making a different ship?
    clancolonel: Our last one was destroyed by dragons. My last wheelsman WheelmanLomond died. OverseerAce resurrected...
    ISuika: Freakeh
    clancolonel: We traveled island to island. What will we name this ship?
    ISuika: Suika!
    m3ssmate: Terrible idea.
    Amber_: Terrible idea!
    ISuika: Why?
    clancolonel: Because you came up with it!
    ISuika: *fist*
    clancolonel: *pulls out sword* Don't give me that damn fist again! You hear!?
    ISuika: Ok I'm sorry, I'm new to this "clan", just don't kill me! I've got lots of life ahead o' me!
    clancolonel: Puts away sword.
    OverseerAce: I'm done with the cannons, Captain!
    clancolonel: Good. Everyone get your booties onto the ship!
    Everyone rushes onto the ship.


    7 hours later. A different ship is encountered by Clancolonel and his clan.

    clancolonel: ISuika! Fire!
    *part of the ship blows up*
    clancolonel: Not at our ship you slop artist! At them!
    NarcissaMalfoy27: Fire at them!
    Bat: Sorry I was asleep. *fire*
    NarcissaMalfoy27: You need to get more sleep.
    macklemore257: We're being destroyed! Bat, fire more! Consistently!
    clancolonel: ISuika! Fire!
    macklemore257: ISuika!?
    ISuika: Shut up Macklemore! Die! *fire*
    macklemore257: We're crapped! Fire!
    Bat: I am, calm your little eyes!
    macklemore257: Shaddap I'm weary motherfreaker!
    macklemore257: *blasted by a cannon*
    ISuika: *evil laugh*

    Leave your ideas down below. This is not the end of the tale yet.
     
  14. pen23
    Offline

    pen23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2013
    Messages:
    181
    #FastThinkerIAm
     
  15. princessnerd3
    Offline

    princessnerd3 Active Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2014
    Messages:
    345
  16. pen23
    Offline

    pen23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2013
    Messages:
    181
    What can I say? I'm a funneh guy.
    #TooManyIdeasAndPuns
     
  17. princessnerd3
    Offline

    princessnerd3 Active Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2014
    Messages:
    345
  18. pen23
    Offline

    pen23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2013
    Messages:
    181
    This is for fun, if I said anything mean about anything or anyone, I don't mean it :p

    Last time on Pirates of The End:
    ISuika: Shut up Macklemore!
    macklemore257 *blasted by a cannon*

    And now!
    ISuika: Ahahaha! Die!
    NarcissaMalfoy27: ...
    Bat: *blasted*
    NarcissaMalfoy27: Crap! Suika you such a little brat!
    ISuika? Whatcha just say messenemy? Dieeeee! Fricken die!
    NarcissaMalfoy27: *ducks*
    Their ship was blasted.
    NarcissaMalfoy27: *Censored*
    Shipwreck. Narcissa dies in the void.
    ISuika: Ahahaha! You're so stupid guys, I own you! Ahahah! *knocked out by a block from the shipwreck*
    OverseerAce: Aw crap! She was knocked out!
    clancolonel: *awakes from sleep and comes up* What?!
    m3ssmate: This is terrible, CCC!
    Amber_: The little evil fainted!
    clancolonel: Hospitality?
    OverseerAce: *tosses ISuika on the bed* She'll be fine in about 2 days.
    Amber_: *drives* we're going! Where we headed next?, m3ssmate?
    m3ssmate: To the Kokoshi Islands!
    Amber_: I hate them! And crap, we're here.
    *arrow*
    Who dares enter our properteh?!
    AsperII: It is I, AsperII, son of Asper. I am very good with archery. Now what are you pests doing at our islands?
    clancolonel: Look, we're no- we're no--
    AsperII: *strike* Speak when ye are spoken to!
    clancolonel: We need a place to hide out, every clan is trying to kill us because we're so overpowered.
    Lasparia721: Sorry, but we don't take part in Ship Wars.
    AsperII: Shut up Lasp, let them in.
    Lasparia721: But Asper, we -
    AsperII: LET THEM IN!
    Lasparia721: *sigh* *mutter* *opens door* come in
    clancolonel: Wow, this is some island.
    OverseerAce: Archery!
    Kr1sp: Dang I always fail at the bullseye.
    OverseerAce: Let me show ye. *shoots* Bullseye.
    Kr1sp: I suck at this excrement.
    OverseerAce: Hey, you were bound to lose, you're a chick!
    Kr1sp: *whack*
    OverseerAce: Sorry! (in mutter voice) Someone's on their period...
    clancolonel: Farms, I'm hungry! *eats*
    AsperII: Alright guys, time for bed. It's dusk. You guests can sleep in the guest beds. G'night.
    ISuika: *wakes up with black eyes*
     
    • Dumb Dumb x 1
  19. pen23
    Offline

    pen23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2013
    Messages:
    181
    Pirates of The End 3.
     
  20. pen23
    Offline

    pen23 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2013
    Messages:
    181
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page