Closed Pig Spawner

Notice: Everyone but one player claimed their prizes from the SB giveaway! The player was a vet and did not want it so I will be giving away a spawner which was what they won. BUT, instead of on SB it will be on ECO!

Giveaway ends in like a month or two or when I feel like it.

Answer the following and post it to enter:

Stupid people with stupid responses will not be entered! (I will not tell you if you are one of them so be mindful)

1 - Minecraft Username
2 - Why should you win?
3 - Tell me a joke that is very uncommon. (You can google it because I cannot do anything to stop you)

THE BEST JOKES GET A WINNER REACTION + 2x THE CHANCE TO WIN!