Oh see I can type very fast this is s awesome, time for me to ace a story, once upon there was a giant tall grass fella by the name of Steve, stove went tos a shop. The shop was called idea. At ikea h bought lots of thing So it can august wave points of light? Yep. Syncontorne light, it’s just made of xrats.s, like wood, chairs, lamps, lights, and more! But when steve went to the register he noticed he had forgot he’s wallet! Oh no he announced to the register! Waves of embarrassment mimetically hit him, and he started to weep on the floor. He’s tears shed narrowness, he was sad. Then the employee of IKEA wen tops to Steve, and asked him what was wrong? Steve replied with the answer “I forgot my money”. The employee looked with disgust, she knew that IKEA needed money, so she left hi weeping, and closed, like esselearation. The lane that he was supposing to purchase he’s good at. Days past, weeks, months, even years, and Steve was sleeping on the floors of IKEA. There was no hope; he didn’t know what to do. He was depressed. The lights were on. The furniture was on display. The IKEA building was closed, it was after trading hours. Steve decides to hop into a vacant bed in IKEA that was on display. He leaped into the sea of fluffy and silky cloth, and ticket himself in. He grabbed each end of the planked, and yanked so hard the cloth ripped! He shouted with disperse; “oh no! I don’t have the money to pay for that!’ He once again was depressed, he left the room, and it was now vacant. He wandered across the widows on the IKEA shop, and then out of nowhere he spotted a toilet. He needed to use it, he was desperate. He ran towards the shiny quarter bowl, yanked he’s clothing down, and began to commit his decision. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, there was a glass pane across the toilet bowl; it read “not for actual use”. Steve was scared with disperse. He was so convinced it was the time, but it wasn’t, he had to be patient yet once more. He left. He walked back to the register, where he had wept and cried for many a long time. He began to smile, he saw the food plaza. He was so happy, because he was hungry, he sprinted across the register jumping over dollar bills and wet tears. He leaped over the counter of the food court serving area. He reaps the menu viciously. He spotted cinnamons, hotdogs, ice cream, Nordic drinks, EVERYTHING! He was happy. He leaped towards the storage area, storage units layer. He pickup up a how from the kitchen, and yanked the boxes open. He then spotted a vicious amount of frozen sausages. They seem out of date, ready to be sent into the ocean, though he was content. He grabbed a handful, approximately 014 gram worth, and turned on the oven. He turned the oven onto 62 degrees Celsius, and yanked the oven door open, and deposited he’s delicious yet outdated sausages into the mouth of the oven, he fed it. In return, the oven heated up, it cooked the sausages. Time past, minutes. BING! The sausages were ready, Steve grabbed with he’s vacant hand the handle of the ovens vicious and steaming mouth, he yanked it. He then saw he’s deluctient sausages, ready and cooked, ready to be served. He grabbed a muffin, and put it on he’s left hand, he’s left had which was very cold due to temperature inconveniences. He was hot steaming red, like the metal had just been hit hard twss. He grabbed the suages. They smelt of crisp bacon and burnt toast. He was content. He grabbed them and took small bites, savoring each bite with a smile. He was living the life. No usages matched the ones he had made for himself at IKEA. Though Steve was unlicensed to use Ikea’s properties, he still did it. He was a rebel, like from star wars. He was impressed with himself. He looked vacantly across the window of ikea. He peeked out and saw something. Something familiar. Wait… Was it really what he though? It was COSTCO! He leaped with suspicion2`````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` and faith. He smashed the window with one of hes burnt and rock hard sauges. HE leaped out of the shattered glass, and ran across the road. The road was vacant. It was 5am. No cars were to be seen. He walked patiently across the foothpath, taking notice if any vechiles happened to walk past. He was good. He was at Costco. He leaped towards the door. The door opened iemddtiely with no restricitons. It was an automatic door, the ones you would spot at grocery stores, the electronic ones, designed for the future of the world. It was amazing. He was surprised on the efficentcy. He read the labels of the automatic door, he spotted the specs. It consisted of a core i5 proccesor, with lasers, to detect and intruders. The door was pretty cool. The door had absorbed he’s mind. It was to much, like ntohign he had ever seen before. He was so happy, even happier when he had previously vanished hes saugages into hes stomach, here the acids in hes belly had digested and melted the meaty goods, into a sheet of foam, so it would make the eaten food more eatable. Enough door business. Steve lept in. He was scanned by the lazers, though no harm was done to him. He walked passed the regsiters, she spotted the food court, though he was full from the sauges he ahd ate from ikea. SO he ignored the event. He conintued ehs walk. He spotted the iPhone and iPad section. They had the top of the range and newly designed models. It was amzing. High tech, at a good price. He was tempted to cut the cord they were connected to, but he knew that would be violating the terms and services he had commited to Costco when he had boutght hes gold membership. So out of all loyality and respect, he decided not to steal them. Instead he played some games on them. Flap flap flap. Steve was playing flappy bird. And awesome yet old game. It was fun. He enjoyed it. Hes highscore was 2341. He was a chllanege to be beaten. He was on the high score lists on game center. He was amazing. No one could beat him accept from this asain man he had met across hes house. This Asians man name was Tommy. Tommy was an awesome chap, though he was a challenge. Hes eye coordination was not to be reckoned with. He was tough. Tough as a rock hes mother would emntion to him, every time he attempted to beat hes rpeviosu score in flappy bird. HE was really good, its quite obvious by now. Even hes mother gave him treates for trying hois best on flappy bird. So that’s why his mother had loved him. On the otherhand, there was Thompsons, or tommys dad. Hes name was Hugh. Hugh wasn’t sucha great dad. He was irresponsible, and did not have a godo job nor education. He worked in a factory, making legos. He was really good at designing the faces for hes legos. He used to present them to the CEO’s of lego, though the denied it, because it was to repetitive, they wanted something unique and different. Some that steve could achieve, thogu hsteve didn’t work for Lego unfortunately. That must be sad for Lego, a good person at making Legos, but that person does not work for them. Anwyays, Steve then ocntineud towards the iMAc area. Oh wait, envermind, I forgot that COSTCO isn’t really a gadet place, itsm ore for bulk buying stuff like food. So sanwyays, steve cotnineud down the massive hallways, with coloosal shelfs filled with various items, ranging from milk to butter. mAn, the palce was very out of the ordinary, it was weird. That fact aside, Steve continued. He spotted the salmon area. He liked fish. When he was young he would eat fish for dinner, tohugh nodays he couldn’t buy fish and eat itDue to the fact that fish prices had increased intensively. That fact aside, he did not care about that matter, he still lOVED fish so much. He would do anything for fish. HE would even possibly mduer someone to get fish. Its kind of weird, but nawyays, HE continued down the hallways. He sotted toenail clipeprs. He though t to himself “hm, that’s no sucha bad price. I bet they can sell this junk so cheap due to the fact tnhat they have their stock in bulk, very smart idea, wow, im impressed” THoguh he still was not happy about the toenail clipers, they were a bitt of the specifications he had desired. This is due to the fact of steve having oddly shaped feet. So Steve continued. Eh spotted lunchboxes, milk, butter, dairy products and more. Then he spotted the lneovo area, he thought to himself “hm, I really do love lenvovo, they have great prices, perhaps due to their products being made of very bad material, unlike apple, apple is made of the fienst material, from the best metals acroos the northen territory, such as allumin and diamonds. Steve loved apple for thir simple yet effective prices and specifiactions. He admired them for that fact. He loved it. One thing about steve, he isn’t evry good at enlgush, ifnact he is the one typing this storyline up, though this is just a rough copy, it wont be the retial addition that is actually going to sell at stores wordwide, on online wbesites aswell such a s amazon, ebay, craiglist facebook, and more.Steve also loved to go to the homework room at hes school. He would brign hes lunchbox and hes snacks there. He wouldn’t rlly do his hemwork though .HE was a cheecky fella. HE woud lactualy play video gameso nhes neo geo pocket, and sneak it in within hes school blazer. Very naughty, thogu heh never got caught, how effective. Anwyays. That’s the story about Steves schoolinh lifestyle. Magnificnet. He aslo likes school very much. And education was essential, was hes parents moddo, and steve agreed with the motto aswell. He lived by the statement. He admired it. He Loved it. He RESPECTED it. So that’s why he follwos by it till this day for some starneg reason. Tommy was a tech wizhismelf, he loved technology harshly. He would force himself to reaearch everything there was on the intrneet, ranging from rick Harrison to memes. He loved the internet and technology, and he would in the future he;p to the dlevopment of the future of technology for the greater good. Tommy had a theory that reobots would take over the world though. T That was one of hes phobias of technology. So he advised himself regualry not to overload with technology, because it would eb hroribl for himself, hes future, hes mindset and mental status. Steve lvoedcostco, it was great, he picked up a shopping cart, and ran across the bunker of stock. He loved it, he sprintedacross the halways with the trolley, then he jumped onto the troller, and it was like a racecar. “VROOM VROOM” the cart shouted with aggression. It was like micro 3d printing. Revolorinuty.The future. Where the electrons start from. Like a tough maths Test, though it wasn’t so hard, because someone had snuck in the answers, and shared the answer sheet across to the all the students, fee free. It would be an amazingdeal, people everywhere would beg for answers, the the anymous dealer would confirm their prayers, and give out answers. The giver to this day is stil lanymous. Anyways, so steve got bored with Costco, there was no one at the cash register to turn in hes items he had put in hes trolley, and also the fact that he had no money on him unfortunately. Now rember, steve had agreed and confirmed that he lived by the law of the terms and services of Costco, when he bought hes [alatnium membership, so that’s why ehdidnt do anything bad. But the one bad thing he did was he crpet into the cooking are a within the food court. HE spotted the suages and bun cointainment area, and snagged a few for himself. Custoemr service was hes ne wmotto. He loved the motto now. He would live buy it forver. Steve w s in the mood to live by the speed of light now. With freequecy beign the amount of cycles, such as one cycle, now the length of this is a wave lenth, in metres, and how many of these you have per a second, is your frer Syncotrone lights? Yep rember those aswell, like the last diagram I showed you before. fequrency. Magnificent. Alright, we got that out of the way. Wait, but now, what would I right for conventional sources. Not that’s not a covnentian, if you go to a radio, or ask ot get an xray, they generate xrays ina lobortory,they are very powerful, about 1000x the normal ones they use for xrays. Can I write that as ans answer, or do I need to add stastistics? Sceret trons! They have xrays! And also don’t forget syncotroms, with udnerlaindgers? No. You looked at before, you had a filter with you, rember? GeezYes thatone stop! Read about it, read what you can do with it, ok? Go to there, to there, and they got different names, ok and what do I need to know about these? THeya re corresponding wave metres, wave lenths are in metres.no no no no. Cycles per a second they are. Not the stuff you just mentioned. Ah alrigth sorry, your acctua;ly right. Im not so amrt oday.One thing yoru giivning me is a wave length. Now ntoe, it gets smaller and smaller, because their related this way, like a amcbook. The the spectturme is essentially just hpw powerful a wave lenth is, like frequency, theres many frequecnetys, whale does, xrays, docotes, and yes you can even ad IKEA to the list. HEs a little spectrum to here to downawards. Btw a invisible spectrum is here down udnerwards, they and ifner red and violet, like gamo rates. Like Super Mario 64. Rember? Magnets are just direct aswell, like the waterfront, a great place to eat sushi and buffao, where light is directed, read it for gosh sake. My goodness! Anyone her eplayed banjo pakzooie? Great platformer, made by Rare. TO bad Mincrosoft bougth out rare, nto Nintendo. So now he have bad games. And rare is essentially not bad. Anwyays, sorry, they move at different angles? Yep! Ah ok. So we got ohsycis next? Yes. -.-. Wait, not next period, last period. Erm ok, alright.Well what do iwrite for the that? For lazer soruces with a lower enrgy level and frequency. Would it be like infer red? To . Wait. I need to get a drink /afk brb. The strength of the magnetical field increases the velocity, increasing the bolstering. Like question sechs. Did you say booster? Yes, boostering. It just spirals out, like your hoel and the storage. Exclelerator? nOpe. REGECTED. Where are the pcitues your drew? Remmber the bunget? /visit GiveMeUrMoneyThx please!! Thanks for reading the story. Have a good day
This is gloriously nuts. Now I know what autocorrect looks like in Hell and damn is it funny. You startled a chuckle out of me somewhere around "waves of embarrassment mimetically hit him". Mimetically hit him?! I stayed through "he reaps the menu viciously" and freaking died at "though Steve was unlicensed to use Ikea’s properties, he still did it". :Hilarious: I can tell the humor is entirely accidental but you have some amazing imagery going on here. Here are some of the lines that got me (spelling and punctuation corrected): "He ran towards the shiny quarter bowl, yanked his clothing down, and began to commit his decision." "He leapt with suspicion............... and faith." "Colossal shelves filled with items ranging from milk to... butter." "Revolutionary. The future. Where electrons start from." "The best metals across the Northern territory, such as aluminum. Or diamonds." "He lived by the law of the terms and services of Costco." "Now note, it gets smaller and smaller, because they're related this way. Like a MacBook." +1 for you today for the unexpected entertainment. Good luck with your (electronics?) homework, sir. //Myrmidous
Did you read it all? 0-0 I was legit writing this throughout school, I just types what came in my head basically. After a bit, I lost imagination, so I essentially just wrote down on what a teacher was talking about.
