This is the real me k, so before I start the story... Yes, the title is supposed to be misspelled.. I don't mean anything in the story, this is for fun and should not harm anyone.. The reason that I wrote 2 stories today is because I'm just plain bored and I would like to entertain people. (It will be the last story in a long time). Story Nararator: This application is from a person named ''Willturd'' (A fake person) MY MOD APLICATION!!! Your in-game name: I do not kno what dis mean, but my name is willturd. also i am 6 year old. What timezone are you in? ik a person name timone, he live on the mountain everast. idk y da question say ez in middle of timone name, it not very ez name. What country do you live in? i live on my mommy, sometime i go on my daddy, but i never go on strangers . What languages do you speak? i asked my mommy what language i spek. and she said retardise. so i guess that mean i smart. Do you have 2FA enabled? yes i have 2 l's in my name, but idk what dis mean, so i say maybe. Do you have the necessary means of capturing evidence? i have a potato. it is the bester thing den the stone, but i cud not get the ''rock'' cuz i too poor ): Why do you think you should become a mod? i become mod bc i will ban people . i find it is cool to ban people bc when i ban peopl, i ban ppl with the ban of the lifetime. i find it cool to ban peopl bc it would make it funni and make me go lol. How long can you be active on the server everyday? what server? How long have you been playing Skyblock? i play skyblock from the year of 1960, i rember when it come out. ha, it was fun. but i hat grass a lot bc grass is not importent and ik that cuz i am not a noob so when some1 give me 2000 grass. me laugh and throw it in fire and dance like chicken. Have you ever been banned in the past? yes, i have been banned. i was banned bc i throw a stick in some1 eye. i did it bc they gave me grass, so i knew that he was being mean to me and was thing i was a noob!!!. also i been banned when i was outside and i stole some1 bike. my mommy ban me from going outside for 1 year. Do you have any past experience as a moderator? yes, i was a mod. and the best mod in the world, i have 8 fingers and i was eating squid at the time. Do you meet the requirements for staff? yes, one time i was watching harry poter and he had a staff. so me i took a stick and i did magic with staff. i was like harry poter but then i used that stick to throw at some1. Hobbies: Respect: i have just as much respect for my trash, then the people in skiblock. Kind: i am kind to my rocks and my god items. Funny: i make peple laff alot, wanna heer a joke .... ur life, see funni. Athletic: i once got so mad that i made some1 do a split, it a prank bro. Loving: i love how i am the rich person of the server, no1 rich den me. wan mess. Person: this one is a joke, i am not a person, haha, i am a human. dumb people. Smart: i am known to be da smartes person ever. Famous: i no peopl like Septiplier, Pewtoastken, MarinaJHarambe. plus mor. Social activities: idgaf Active activities: idk ANY activities: wut Do you even know what the word ''activities'' mean? ya, it mean i smart. Person writing the questions: I'm done with the idiot.. The end Don't read this v WELL DIS IS ME MOD AP, IF YHOU WANT MORE THEN YOU DESERVE MORE.. IF I GET MOD I WILL GIVE YOU MOREEEE!! THAT'S NOT ALL, IF YOU LIKE THIS THEN YOU WILL RECEIVE 1 AIRSHIP, YES IK IT IS NOT COOL, BUT I AM NOT RICK IRL, I ONLY OWN 1..... Trillion DOLLARS KK IK I AM POOR BUT IT ALL I GOT. ANYWAY TY FOR READING THIS AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A WAY TO CHEER PEOPLE UP LOL AND I AM PURPOSELY WRITING THING BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE THIS AS LONG AS I WANT SO YOU GUYS CAN READ THIS FOR A LONG TIME LOL. SO LETS PLAY A GAME CALLED, IF I MAKE THIS LONG AF I WIN, YOU JUST NEED TO READ UNTIL THE END AND I MAY SPELL BAD CUZ I CAN. ALSO YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THIS, PLEASE DO NOT READ IT, I DONT WANT YOU TO WIN AND I SERIOUSLY DO NOT WANT U TO WASTE YOUR TIME XD. K LET ME START WITH A JOKE, BESIDES THE OTHER ONE... OK WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON THAT IS IN A PARTY AND THAT HE HAS TO GO CUZ ITS LIKE TEN PM.. U CALL HIM A PARTYPOOPER LOOOOL. GET IT CUZ HE HAS TO GO, MEANING HE HAS TO LEAVE THE PARTY BECAUSE IT IS TOO LATE BUT HAS TO GO ALSO MEANS THAT HE HAS TO GO TO THE WASHROOM.. GET IT GET IT GET IT, MY JOKES ARE BEAST. PLEASE DONT THROW A SNOWBALL AT ME, CUZ I'M ON FIREEEE!!! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH Music to calm you down, if you're having a bad/rough day
