Minecraft Pickup Lines.

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  1. Saai
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    Post your most original pickup lines here!

    I'll give the best one a diamond. Good luck! ;)

    I'll start;
    You must be a redstone torch, because you're extending my piston. :cool:
     
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    You must be a horse, because I wanna tame you. ;)
     
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    Are you redstone? Because you're red, right?
     
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
     
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    glow my stone
     
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    Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I'm as hard as Obsidian.
     
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    are you a pig? because i wanna ride you.
     
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    Are you a cow? Because I'd like to milk you (; LOL dying
     
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    I'm no Creeper, but I'll explode in your hole - Brent
     
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    YES!!!!! I wanted to tag Logo but he doesnt have forums or so.
     
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    ummm wow....
     
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    Hey girl are you a red stone torch because you make my piston extend
     
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    wow! is that a female skin?
     
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    Are you Hellblock? Because you stole my hea...and hey look you're gone somewhere else:(
     

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