First attempt:
Hi I am Kang Da and 17 years old

Second attempt:
Hi I am Kang Da and I am 17 years old... eeeeeh.... And I am a boy

Third attempt:

Ok I stop that ^^
So as you can see I am Kang Da. I am waaay to late for my intro and for the first fact I am lazy.

And because I am lazy I'll just write in bullet points

Facts about me:
*Chinese
*lives in Austria (NOT Australia)
*Male
*weird
*don't know when ppl are joking with me
*sometimes very distant
*have a different humour than most people
*lazy (only if i don't want to do something)
*speaks English, German, Chinese and a biiiit French
*Doesn't have a life besides learning/playing Minecraft
*Sometimes REALLY depressive and aggressive
*selfish
*Eh...
*my name rhymes with Panda?
*Likes music A LOT
*is learning playing piano
*I talk a lot... Idk why but I always have a story for the recent topic
*complains a lot

Hmm.. that's it. Maybe i'll make another one which is better ... probably not. Bye

 

Cool intro c:
I have a few things in common

Mai NOT A BOY xD

 

I still remember how I met you

 

Hey, I am lazy as well xD

 

Me too chesh

 

你好！请多多关照。
Anywho... Greetings Kang Da

 

Hello

 

Hi there.

 

Heya

 

Haii

 

Howdyy c: