What's brown and sticky? A STICK! There was once this asian guy who needed a job. So he applied to Office Max. It turns out though, that he is utterly incompetent in holding down a job. Exasperated, the manager throws up his arms and says, "Just go work with the supplies." The asian guy thinks for a minute and says ok. THe next day, as the manager is strolling into the store, an asian guy jumps from behind the counter and yells "Supplies! Supplies!"
There's two muffins being cooked in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says. "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" And the second muffin screams, "AHHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will "let it go" Why did the football coach go to the bank? Because wanted his quarter back. What is it called when a cat wins a dog competition? A catastrophe I have so much more but it will last forever.
I'm not good at jokes but here goes uh... knock knock (Who's there) Lycel (Lycel who) Lycel-Chan (Bugger off)
