Around this time of year everyone has to re-learn the alphabet, as it goes from 26 letters to 25. Why, you ask? Well, at Christmas there's Noel.
Person 1: Why does Peter Pan always fly? Cause he Neverlands. Person 2: I love this joke because it never grows old. Person 3: It has a nice hook. Person 4: I don't understand. I'm lost, boys. Person 2: Beats Smee, how did you not understand that? Person 3: This joke really made me Tink.
Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A. A buccaneer. Q. Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight? A. It had too many sleepless knights. Q. Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? A. Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.