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    how do you find Will Smith in snow?

    He leaves fresh prince
     
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    I'm on a sea food diet. I see food and I eat it.
     
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    I'd like to "branch" out to "tree" different activitys at a time. I'll "leaf" now...
     
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    Around this time of year everyone has to re-learn the alphabet, as it goes from 26 letters to 25. Why, you ask? Well, at Christmas there's Noel.
     
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    I know a good pizza joke...

    But I better not, its too cheesy.
     
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    I just a adopted a child, he looked Disgusting.

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    I am muted in-game. I can talk to you in sign language.
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    Person 1: Why does Peter Pan always fly? Cause he Neverlands.

    Person 2: I love this joke because it never grows old.

    Person 3: It has a nice hook.

    Person 4: I don't understand. I'm lost, boys.

    Person 2: Beats Smee, how did you not understand that?

    Person 3: This joke really made me Tink.
     
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    " Its a Plane! No its a Bird! Oh wait its a cow :) "
     
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    I once ate a watch, it was time consuming...
     
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    *Guy dresses up as a strawberry*, "Hello, I would like to report a StRobbery.
    Get it? Lol
     
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    Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn?
    A. A buccaneer.
    Q. Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight?
    A. It had too many sleepless knights.
    Q. Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
    A. Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
     
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    what kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
    2 Na
     

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