In order to wash your face Sinisterly, you must wet your CHEETAH in warm Glue. Then, Walking it across your face 7 times. This will wash off any remainig Whales. When you are done you should Swimming the cloth in Pretty water to clean it. You should also wash your face with a Chicken to keep it smooth and shiny. This will keep also keep away Chickens. Don`t worry. It is normal to experience Cancer the first time you try this. Consult your Lawyer if you break out in Eyes. This works well on your Mouth too!