1. order your sandwhich
2. after you are done being brainwashed by the fumes of your slimy greasy meaty moist scrumptious meat sandwhich, throw the sandwhich in the trash.
3. order a veggie pattie with lettuce and tomato and onions
4. after eating the beautiful sandwhich, all memory of that meaty slimy greasy wet moist sloppy meat sandwhich will be gone from your mouth.
congratulations u now have a life

 

just how i like my men

 

This post is so unoriginal. But I like your vegetarian version of the joke. Good comedy.