So whaddup Skyblockers?

I am HkTV! The one and only and... well there is Hell's Kitchen TV... and well Hong Kong Television... Okay maybe I'm not the only but I am the one!

For all those wondering why I am making this... I got bored...

My name!!! Is not from any of those above, in face it's the abbreviated version of my old YouTube account, called Happykeystv, feel free to search that into YouTube and find my Harlem Shake video... if you dare to. I picked the name Happykeystv because my first video was of me playing the Piano... I have sort of stopped that now.

AND THAT WAS PMC... I've put it in a spoiler because it's really boring! And... yes... boring!!!

I like to animate, draw and... well I do a lot of things, I'm a jack of all trades and I like it. I use to play Skyblock on my own, in this single player world and I would always lie to myself and cheat... A LOT! I mean I would mess up every time I tried and I could never come to terms that I was cheating, I played other maps like Skyblock such as "4 pillars" and I also made a sort of Skyblock based map(well 2 I think) on PMC, one called "Stranded" you can find them in this spoiler:
(... I don't know what I'm writing, all I know is my fingers are typing and blah blah blah)

This entire thing just got boring, I understand the irony that I am writing this because I am bored but now I am getting bored... oh the irony dwells!

Time for some quick stuff... because... all this stuff is more-or-less tl;dr material.
-I like trains
-I am an all animal person
-I am single (ladies )
-I am awesome (obviously)
-I can solve a rubik's cube in under 30 seconds
-I've been a magician for over 5 years now
-I am part of a world record attempt, most amount of people solving a rubik's cube simultaneously! 1414 :3 And we had 30 minutes... yet I took 30 seconds and spent 29 minutes and 30 seconds just sitting down...
-I have a 4 year old sister
-My real name is Benjamin/Ben, but I like being known as Christopher/Chris. Call me what you like, even Hk is okay
-If you call me "Happy" I will ignore you! But you can call me Keys... or TV...
-I am Asian, Philippines, but I was born in England(half English)
-I like rice... I know the stereotype is very much true... but I love Chicken
-I am Bisexual... just though I'd say that... because... reasons
-I can drink a Litre of water in one go
-I love Cereal even after breakfast
-I am a dedicated Agnostic... because I have almost literally been every religion, including Jedi for a month
-I'm 14 and my birthday is August 31st, making me the youngest in my year.
-I make memes sometimes(I have a memecenter account, by the name of HkTV)
-I am a very fast writer, but I use to be extremely slow because of my reading disability in primary school that sucked more than the teachers... not saying the teachers did that kind of thing... they were just really mean teachers giving me so much homework!
-I procrastinate a lot(part of the biggest nation in the world: the procrastination also part of the imagination but that one's more symbolic)
-I speak English, Spanish, French, some German, some Ghanian, some Latin, quite a bit of Arabic, and well the list goes on, including Japanese and well yeah... it's a long list of languages O.O
-I have been heartbroken a lot... dark times...

-This post took a very long time to write and I took regular breaks while writing...

Okay and that's it... I might add more later if requested, but right now I am going to stop writing because... I AM OUT TO PARTY!!! (goto a meeting... same thing really)

 

You are lacking the awesomeness, but thats ok im here now

 

Oh thank you laura *bows to your awesomeness*

 

Finally some much needed respect

 

Sup

 

7 is the biggest color in the alphabet.

 

^^^

 

The truth has been SPOKEN

 

I know what you sound like, you sexy beast.

 

Oh stop it you! :3

 

nurr

 

You wanna fight about it?

 

K

 

K, the ultimate conversation killer since... I don't know when it was invented.

 

Bump?

 

Happy, do you like roman noodles?

 

Hi

 

Yes

 

OMG ME TOO

 

OMG what are the odds!?