Foreword-
Well damn. Not like I wrote one of these two months ago. Or so. I don't necessarily know, go check if you're that kind of person. Anyhow. My previous introductions were mainly geared toward Skyblock, so I'm gonna go a little more in depth about my life with this one. Gotta mix it up once an' awhile, you know? Now I'm gonna stop talking like a weird drug addict that crouches and says "Hey man, got the goods?" to anyone who comes near the back of a Walgreens, and I'm going to actually start talking about myself. Woohoo for me.
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Erm, now that I wrote that, I don't know how to go off of it. Aw hell, not this again. Well, screw it. Heyo, I'm Goden, or Daniel, if you prefer. I'm a casual gaming couch potato (or carrot, or watermelon, just for you anti-potato people.. Anti-potato people? I don't know anymore. God help me), and I'm 17. I'm turning 18 in May, but eh, go me. I'm one of those gamers who love bragging (I seriously need to stop with it. Sweet lord), and I can proudly say that I'm a massive Legend of Zelda fanatic. Yeah, I'm that one nerd at your school who's beaten every single game of a series to 100% completion. And those games for me are The Legend of Zelda games. With all, what, 14 of them? Not positive, too lazy to open a new tab and check. Anyhow, I've been playing Minecraft for 4 years, after a little mishap at the beginning of my Minecraftian adventures with a friend's account that I later ended up hacking and deleting. Yeah, I'm a bad person sometimes, screw me, you've all done bad things too. On top of that, I got in a fistfight with the poor guy later on in the year... Sheesh, I am terrible >.<
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Lemme go into my actual social life a bit here. I'm in the twelfth grade, or I am at least by American standards, it's weird when you hear that in other countries and compare it to my age. I actually do have a social life, and I do have quite a lot of friends. Well, I guess not friends, but acquaintances. I'll go onto this in more detail later. Anyhow, I've been going to advanced class schools for all of my life, generally, and I've been in higher ELA (English, Literature, and the Arts, I guess) classes for generally all of my middle school and high school life. My testing scores for the first 3/4 of my schooling years were in the top 6% of children in the United States, so I guess I could be called a gifted child. Though, I do suck at anything related to science. Me and science do not get along very well at all. English, on the other hand, is a different story. I said before that I'd been going into higher level ELA classes for 3/4 of my life, and I didn't explain why. Well, the reasoning for this is that at the.. I think 3rd grade, I was able to read at a speed faster than an average college student, and depending on the vocabulary used within the text, sometimes faster than an advanced one. And later, in the 6th grade, I found out that my vocabulary was more expansive than people studying English in college. Go me. Urgh, I do need to stop bragging >.< Back to my social life thing, as I said I would do so before.
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So, we've all known that one person who ends up being the guy who makes a ton of jokes in every single class that you have, right? Yeah, well that's me. I love joking around. I just enjoy hearing people laugh. Even a little "lol" online from something I've said brings warmth to me. I don't really know. But back on topic, I do actually have a girlfriend, which is a plus for me, and we've been dating for almost three years now. Yay for us c: To be honest, I met her in 3rd grade, and I started actually talking to her in 7th, we hung out a lot in eighth and ninth, and finally decided to actually acknowledge the fact that we liked each other instead of denying it a ton to everyone in that same year. After that, we've been quite close ever since. Now, I'll head into my fun times on Skyblock, because, man, I've had a lot of things that entertained me throughout my three and a half years with all of you. After all, I don't have a screenshot folder of roughly twelve thousand images for nothing. >.>
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I started out with the Minecraft account of a friend, back in.. 2012 I think? Yeah. I was curious about the game, and he gave me the account to use, and I was grateful of it to him. For you old timers, you might remember this account as GOden04. Now, after playing singleplayer for about two months, I found some pvp servers, realized that, I was complete and utter garbage at pvp in Minecraft, and hopped onto the Minecraft Forums and checked out the servers. The first thing that immedietly caught my eye was a Skyblock server that, now, and back then, technically, was sent to hell. Now, because it was moved to a graveyard, basically, known as Mineverse, and then, because of my terrible pun making skills. This server was Hellblock. I decided to try it out, and immediately came on to an intense chat about.. stuff between Sir_Tannenbaum, MicahVanderman, Creatorman..<insert numbers here>, and AbruptBalloon1. I asked a couple questions about how to start, and then I took off. Sure, my building skills were on par with those of a turtle, but eh, I tried. My island turned out to be garbage, until I met a long-time friend of mine, Jippy852, and we teamed up to make a pwetty island o' happiness. Kidding. It was a giant block of netherrack. Fight me. .-. Anyhow, after making some friends there, my account got.. "Hacked", and I pretty much died inside. And outside. I panicked, not knowing what to do, because this.. "Hacker" was on the server using "My" account to curse and spam, which eventually led to me getting banned. But, because the Hellblock community had gotten to know me so well, I didn't even have to app- Just kidding. Ye, still had to appeal. Lmao. Anyhow, that first ban, I can proudly say was by Larry. Gg me. After I sorted it out with her, I got unbanned, and went on with my life. Not until 2 bans later did I figure out it was my friend who was hacking me this whole time. Aaand so I deleted the account and bought a new one with some birthday money from a different friend. (To this day, I have not spent a cent of my own money on Minecraft) though, I later found out that the account I deleted was my friend's cousin's account, so rip him, we got into a fight, I.. possibly beat him up.. let's not go into details. Chairs were involved. Anyhow, after this new account was made, a month or two later. I met Grace (AmazingGraceGirl), and, pretty much since then, she's been my best friend on Skyblock, because Jippy sadly went inactive. Grace showed me Org, and after creating an island together with, who is now ImBasicallyJesus, though was XDisawesome back then, and Grace herself, we became a tiny bit popular. Then Grace got Donor, then Highroller, then Overlord, then eventually TMod, and Mod. And while she was TMod, Pc bought her from me for 20k. Why not add that in. Meh. Well, since then, I've had conversations about cookie rape with Gwism, pregnancy pants with iPod, (skipping a ton here) McDonalds iced tea nipples with Hayden, and a hell of a lot more. It's been a fun ride, and I can't wait to see what's to come. So yeah, that's me. Couch potato Zelda/Minecraft fan Goden. Now you know me, or you don't. Either way, my fingers are about dead here, because this is uh.. Well, too many words for my fingers to handle. Anyhow, hope you enjoyed, or didn't, doesn't matter much to me. That's me. Until next time, fellow Skyblockers.

 

hi Goden! :D

 

Greetings

 

Ooh, I feel so privileged Anyhow, Heya Boss >.>

Hellur Gal >.>

Hey Love... Still feels awkward saying that xD

 

hey bae nice novel

 

Heya Goden - Fellow Legend of Zelda fan!

 

sup

 

Thanks m9, wrote it in roughly 6 minutes xD

Ayeeee c:

Sup >.>

 

Hello :]

 

Hello Noc.. creative sig >.>

 

吉伊杰杰勒!!!!!

 

it wasn't pregnancy pants!!!!!

 

Yeah I'm not throwing that into google translate because It'd probably give me this -

Though hello to ye.

It was. We both know it was. And I have a couple more.. interesting things that you talked about that I keep screenshotted, if you wish to have those posted

 

hi Goden

 

pregnancy pyjamas***

 

Hello there, skrub muffin

 

Hey there, flying *Link

 

y so many, but hi Goden : >>>

 

Yes iPod, I totally know the difference. Ofc, you would know, versus me.. c:
Totally not hinting at something here ;t

I do like muffins >.>

Hallo thurr

Idk ;3 Hey Tribal