When I was a dev someone once PM'd me "is sex allowed on this server?" I didn't bother giving an answer, I just assumed this person was a lost cause.
Green bean: Hi can you God my iron sword you are the best admin ever! Me: Sure I will god your sword, CypriotMerkz is the admin, let me tell him you think he's the best Green bean: Noooo He will ban me, uhh gtg bye! *Greenbean logs off* He didn't let me god his world lol.